avoiding the French police this year.
avoiding the French police this year.
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baron bashoneov

Original Poster:

793 posts

250 months

Tuesday 10th April 2007
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We are going from Boulogne.
so we will trek across country
and meet up with the N138 at some point.
I reckon by not going on the toll roads
there may be a better chance of avoiding
the police.
Having just read the Calais thread pulling
brits at will, the French coppers have stepped
up a gear this year and will make a special effort in early June.

lowdrag

13,145 posts

236 months

Tuesday 10th April 2007
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Dream on! Police are coming in from all over France just to have fun catching you lot. Radar traps will be on the motorways, Route Nationales, D roads and C roads all over the place anywhere north of Le Mans on virtually every conceivable route in an arc from St Malo to Paris. If you spend a lot of time with a large scale map using only the tiny roads you'll miss them and frankly have a lot of fun without going exceptionally fast, but on anything approaching a fast road they'll be there in force.

e36guy

5,906 posts

241 months

Wednesday 11th April 2007
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Wishful thinking that mate. I've been busted both on and off the toll roads.

sagerhead

105 posts

228 months

Wednesday 11th April 2007
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Last year I had no problems on the A28, drove down on the Friday and I seemed to have the whole peage to myself driving (for some of it anyway).
I think was just lucky and I’m planning on being a lot more cautious this year.

knight

5,234 posts

302 months

Wednesday 11th April 2007
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Drove from Calais last year on the saturday morning via the toll road and the only cops we saw was a convoy of about 30 vans heading south at just under the speed limit, took me ages to pass them all

mikey_p

1,273 posts

237 months

Wednesday 11th April 2007
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We had no problems last year. But thats because some kind individuals had decided to go ahead and get caught before us, meaning we could drive past whilst the police were busy screwing someone else .

Alex@POD

6,454 posts

238 months

Wednesday 11th April 2007
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Guy, what's the situation when driving down really early Wednesday morning?

GTWayne

4,595 posts

240 months

Wednesday 11th April 2007
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My foolproof plan to avoid unwanted attention from those very nice Gendarm type chapies is to stay at home this year thumbup

goodlife

1,852 posts

282 months

Thursday 12th April 2007
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We do the Calais - Le Mans trip up to 25 times a year. Perhaps this is qualification to comment?

Gendarmes are no different to UK police. They generally do their job because they are into cars/bikes and like to think they are keeping the roads safe. If you drive like a tt then expect to be pinged for cash. Be ever-so polite and nice and they just might let you off if you are within around a 20kph-30kph of the limit (we've been let off 4 times). Above that, you are getting a ticket and your attitude may determine the fine/punishment (3 times in this category and always a 90 Euro fine).

Frequency of French mobile speedtraps ON MOTORWAYS has increased 10-fold in the last few years, and NOT especially for the LM24 week IMHO. Every time we drive down during daylight it's a 95% certainty that we'll see at least 1 mobile speedtrap, usually 2 or 3. However, at last years LM24 we saw NO Gendarmes on the drive down (Weds) or back (Mon), which was probably due to them all being so busy taking cash in laybys! Remember you MUST pay in cash on the spot, so make sure you have between 90 and 500 Euros on you depending on how fast you want to drive. French fixed speed camera fines do NOT find their way to your UK address.

Want to use the N138? Speeding in towns/villages is a BIG no-no and the local village/town police all have their own LTI 20/20 lasers. These are the ones who come out more than usual for LM24. Just stick to any posted limits.

Time of day makes the most difference to Gendarmes. I've NEVER seen a Gendarme at dusk or in the dark (perhaps we really couldn't see them ). If you've got an evening drive, then you should be pretty much OK.

Particularly favourte places for Laser-Equipped Gendarmes are:
- The short 110kph tunnel just after joining the Peage at Boulogne.
- The Long downhill/uphill straights on the A28 around Neufchatel.
- Anywhere in Rouen
- Both Viaducts on the new A28
- The fast downhill section at the Gace turn-off on the new A28 (Kilometer marker 202)

sleep envy

62,260 posts

272 months

Thursday 12th April 2007
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GTWayne said:
My foolproof plan to avoid unwanted attention from those very nice Gendarm type chapies is to stay at home this year thumbup


mine is to go as a passenger

buck bundy

83 posts

230 months

Thursday 12th April 2007
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lowdrag said:
Dream on! Police are coming in from all over France just to have fun catching you lot. Radar traps will be on the motorways, Route Nationales, D roads and C roads all over the place anywhere north of Le Mans on virtually every conceivable route in an arc from St Malo to Paris. If you spend a lot of time with a large scale map using only the tiny roads you'll miss them and frankly have a lot of fun without going exceptionally fast, but on anything approaching a fast road they'll be there in force.


Oh, just as well I'll be riding up from Spain!beer

Buck

mattygooner

5,302 posts

227 months

Thursday 12th April 2007
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Had no trouble last year at the classic, but bright yellow Ferrari's tend to attract attention, maroon Volvo T5 estates do not. I believe the toll roads are timed point to point so if your gonna give it some rememer to take some of the road slowly. Remember your P's and Q's!!!

ncjones

305 posts

238 months

Thursday 12th April 2007
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mattygooner said:
I believe the toll roads are timed point to point so if your gonna give it some rememer to take some of the road slowly.


This is an urban myth. You may see people being 'pulled' by the Gendarme at the toll booths, but it is as a result of an earlier speed trap, not your speed between tolls.

The French are very good at flashing their lights to warn of speed traps, so keep a careful eye on the oncoming traffic. Also slow down for bridges on the autoroute...if they're not on them then they'll probably be hiding behind them.

I think it helps to have an anonymous motor....we were the support vehicle last year and went down in my company beige diesel Octavia....even though we were running it flat out for a lot of the time .. we got away with it...upset a few exotics tho'....but them blasting past really made the journey down (Thursday day time).

woza

1,253 posts

259 months

Thursday 12th April 2007
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went on the wednesday last year, had an early ferry, in to calais and came back just after the race, saw maximum of about 3 police cars on the entire journey.

granted we werent speeding at all but this year may be a different story (mate just bought an elise)

blueyonder

1,779 posts

233 months

Friday 13th April 2007
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ncjones said:

I think it helps to have an anonymous motor.....


I suppose driving down as Burriana's co-pilot in his bright yellow Griff doesn't quite qualify as anonymous

welshnobby

1,201 posts

266 months

Sunday 15th April 2007
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goodlife said:
We do the Calais - Le Mans trip up to 25 times a year. Perhaps this is qualification to comment?

Gendarmes are no different to UK police. They generally do their job because they are into cars/bikes and like to think they are keeping the roads safe. If you drive like a tt then expect to be pinged for cash. Be ever-so polite and nice and they just might let you off if you are within around a 20kph-30kph of the limit (we've been let off 4 times). Above that, you are getting a ticket and your attitude may determine the fine/punishment (3 times in this category and always a 90 Euro fine).

Frequency of French mobile speedtraps ON MOTORWAYS has increased 10-fold in the last few years, and NOT especially for the LM24 week IMHO. Every time we drive down during daylight it's a 95% certainty that we'll see at least 1 mobile speedtrap, usually 2 or 3. However, at last years LM24 we saw NO Gendarmes on the drive down (Weds) or back (Mon), which was probably due to them all being so busy taking cash in laybys! Remember you MUST pay in cash on the spot, so make sure you have between 90 and 500 Euros on you depending on how fast you want to drive. French fixed speed camera fines do NOT find their way to your UK address.

Want to use the N138? Speeding in towns/villages is a BIG no-no and the local village/town police all have their own LTI 20/20 lasers. These are the ones who come out more than usual for LM24. Just stick to any posted limits.

Time of day makes the most difference to Gendarmes. I've NEVER seen a Gendarme at dusk or in the dark (perhaps we really couldn't see them ). If you've got an evening drive, then you should be pretty much OK.

Particularly favourte places for Laser-Equipped Gendarmes are:
- The short 110kph tunnel just after joining the Peage at Boulogne.
- The Long downhill/uphill straights on the A28 around Neufchatel.
- Anywhere in Rouen
- Both Viaducts on the new A28
- The fast downhill section at the Gace turn-off on the new A28 (Kilometer marker 202)


....thanks for that. All very useful stuff from someone who is qualified to comment and quashing some of the urban myths.

jacko nic

2,142 posts

277 months

Sunday 22nd April 2007
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Just got back from France,best bet is to get a tractor,I'm off to look at some this weekend.They drive with a different set of basic principles!

baron bashoneov

Original Poster:

793 posts

250 months

Monday 23rd April 2007
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jacko nic said:
Just got back from France,best bet is to get a tractor,I'm off to look at some this weekend.They drive with a different set of basic principles!


The same priciples as a mondeo estate

joncon

1,514 posts

246 months

Monday 23rd April 2007
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two of us got booked on n138 village called sees.
alledgedly doing 77kph. 90 euro fine.
we were going no more than 35 mph, same speed as the locals, two of whom were in front of us.
when we got to caen, found 7 or 8 brits all done in same village, all doin 77 kph.
been goin to le mans for 12 years , first speeding fine.
just be aware that they are there to make money.

molestrangler

976 posts

230 months

Monday 23rd April 2007
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We got into some real problems with le plod last year and they only let us go when we promised to try driving on the right.