Number plate slogans - Help please

[tedj]

Dear all

I am in the process of having some plates made up for the Griff and was thinking of a slogan to have at the base of the plates. So far I have the following but wondered if anyone has anymore. I know a couple of these have been on here before.

Many thanks

Edward

1. Engage Your Brain The Gears
2. If This Is Better Than Sex Then You Are Doing Something Wrong But This Comes A Close Second
3. Buy British Beef

[burriana]

You can read this ... but not for long.

[reeso]

Eat Me!

Catch me if you can!

See Ya....

Better than your mumma.

0-horny in 4.2

[jacko lah]

reeso said:

Eat Me!

? strange

www.pistonheads.com - REAL cars have no CUPHOLDERS
Real cars have no sat nav
Real cars have no side impact protection system
Real cars have No CAT
Etc

[97octane]

www.pistonheads.com and your PH name - you might get a spotted!

Somehow you always end up looking a t*sser with a slogan because at some stage it will cease to be funny or original (innevitable, I'm afraid).
Otherwise "TVR Spirit of Driving" is the only other one to consider

[bluebottle]

"Catch me if you can"
"Hows my Driving? Call......"

[jacko lah]

bluebottle said:

"Catch me if you can"
"Hows my Driving? Call......"

"How's my Driving? Call 999 you ARSE bandit !!! "[/

[davetherave1970]

If you can read this then the safety car must be out

[bob1179]

Going sideways on the roundabout of life...

[iluvmercs]

Saw this tag on a car a couple of years ago..

"Sorry! Did I just overtake you?"

Made me giggle!

Darren

[paul2000]

way to go flo ,got it on mine 500 griff

[LordGrover]

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

[griffter]

And on the eigth day, God made the V8.

CO2 neutral. Not.

I can't hear you.

[spend]

Does my bum look big in this?

[burriana]

is this bum bigger than yours?

(optional extra) ... if so, hop on board

[Bomber Denton]

Tuned for maximum environmental damage.

No it's not on finance, yes I am a c**t!

If you can read this the safety car must be out.

[barreti]

griffter said:

And on the eigth day, God made the V8.

Oh, I so wish I'd known about this when I got my plates done !

[bluebottle]

"Yes, It is better than sex!"
"When you're Racing, it's life, everything else is just waiting"

The Speed 12 bumper sticker IS the ultimate sticker, but it only works on the Speed 12 for me.

[old64er]

"Powered by Land Rover,stopped by Ford, driven by a loon"

[mikeb]

'You can stick your Vorsprung Durch Technik up your arse!' - as seen on the back of a Griff on the way to France

MikeyB