I feel dirty..................................
I feel dirty..................................
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wildoliver

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9,318 posts

246 months

Monday 7th May 2007
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No not caught something unpleasant after a night out although nearly as bad.

Visited the national kit car show at Stoneleigh today as technical help for a friend who is after a Cobra.

There were Covin's there!!!! vomit

What absolute heaps of cr@p they are close up, we followed one in which was turbo bodied, but the front wheels were about 8" inside the wheelarch, giving it the impression of being a slightly cross Jellyfish hovering along.

I had a good look around 3 of them and some of the classic points were:

A carrera 3.0 badge on a turbo bodied car.

Wheel spacers a mile wide.

Turbo gauges including revcounter with boost gauge on a non turbo xr3i engined heap, what does the boost gauge do? Detect body roll?

Body proportions that were frankly laughable.

But the scariest thing? Unlike most replica's eg. the MR2/Ferrari's they actually use a lot of genuine Porsche Parts to make the car, eg, front and rear lights, doors, interiors, instruments, glass, wheels, boot and bonnet, bumpers.

Having a look around them and weighing up the costs to build not including labour the build cost is easily 10K, all to have something that bears only a passing resemblance to a 911 to a blind man, doesn't handle, doesn't go, doesn't stop, plus the feeling of being a total cock when a mini metro beats you away from the lights, and looking a right tool when a real 911 parks next to you.............Oh and the fact no normal person would buy it when it's done...........You see I say normal person because I got to see that elusive breed today, the Covin owner, renowned for driving with face obscured by paper bag, and scurrying to cover as quickly as possible when parked......... I couldn't take a picture of one as they are far too timid but this is a close second.

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Monday 7th May 2007
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Finally.......

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Monday 7th May 2007
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Do they offer TIPEC members a discount still on new-builds

GTWayne

4,595 posts

247 months

Monday 7th May 2007
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^ Oi! You are out of order there my son yes
That is my sister and she does not own a Covin, but she does drive a Coal van ( easy mistake, happens all the time ) hehe
But seriously, I know what you mean. I have seen many Covins over the years but only a few were almost good and only fell short due to the fact that they were not actually a Porsche.

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Monday 7th May 2007
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AS Oliver says
given the outlay why not just save your blushes and buy the real thing

c2look

3,858 posts

255 months

Monday 7th May 2007
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rich 36 said:
Finally.......



that aint right.

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Monday 7th May 2007
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...Is the product of a diseased mind

and probably amtech fuelled

Brett928S2

1,504 posts

245 months

Monday 7th May 2007
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Hi

Ummm what is a "Covin"...I thought to start with you mispelled "Coven" << as in witches...lol ...????

All the best Brett

Brett928S2

1,504 posts

245 months

Monday 7th May 2007
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Hi

Ummm dont bother to answer my question...I just googled them.......

Agghhhhhhhhh...Ford engines and plastic bits ......makes me shudder.......

I would have plastic surgery if I drove one of those so nobody would recognise me....

All the best Brett

Dr S

5,157 posts

256 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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Gee, they at least got an engine under the bonnet. I checked my Porker and bl**dy hell, they forgot to put an engine in...rolleyes

wildoliver

Original Poster:

9,318 posts

246 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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Hi Rich good to see you over here!

Saw some of Ametechs friends there too, the magic plug wire, petrol tank catalyst LRP replacement tin pellet brigade!

bob1179

14,140 posts

239 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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c2look said:
rich 36 said:
Finally.......



that aint right.



That is indeed very wrong.

thegoose

8,077 posts

240 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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Doesn't look that different to a 996 to me confused

deevee

323 posts

244 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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rich 36 said:
Finally.......



WOW - A twin-engined 911.

That must shift!


rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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[quote=wildoliver]Hi Rich good to see you over here!




Well I do just about qualify with an SC

911mot

1,911 posts

266 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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rich 36 said:
Finally.......




Notice how he's taken the water pump off to retain that aircooled originality hehe

peterpeter

6,438 posts

287 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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wildoliver said:







PH can save him..

I will sort his teeth.

968 can sort his eyes.

Bliarout can sort his hair.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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Oi, the salon is closing

super (semi)secret new car coming in a few weeks

peterpeter

6,438 posts

287 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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BliarOut said:
Oi, the salon is closing

super (semi)secret new car coming in a few weeks



cmon..what is it..(give me half a name then)

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Tuesday 8th May 2007
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Lets just say I'll be needing a chest wig, a V8 workshop manual and a large tub of fibreglass resin