We`ve had a small problem with your new boat Mr F.
We`ve had a small problem with your new boat Mr F.
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Henry-F

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4,791 posts

276 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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I`ve funded a few trips to various paint shops over the years, especially with the race cars but someone`s going to have the piss taken for more than a couple of nights down the local on the strength of this.

Off topic but couldn`t resist sharing it, besides boats & fast cars go hand in hand.

Henry




Edited by Henry-F on Thursday 7th June 15:33


Edited by Henry-F on Thursday 7th June 15:34

runnersp

1,061 posts

251 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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That poor bugger at the back is probably going to come out of this looking rather second hand... I'd love to see some photos of the aftermath!

ColG

412 posts

235 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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Your sense of humour over this Henry must mean that either it isn't your boat or someone else is footing the bill???

kayc

4,492 posts

252 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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runnersp said:
That poor bugger at the back is probably going to come out of this looking rather second hand... I'd love to see some photos of the aftermath!
Poor bugger?..isnt that Henry?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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Henry-F said:
I`ve funded a few trips to various paint shops over the years,
will need more than a paint job to get that guy's brown stains off that one

Deutscher

1,430 posts

250 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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frazer guest said:
Any idea on the story behind the picture?
Photoshop.

935

250 posts

252 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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Henry, its ideal for racing at Oulton! Paint it in the 911 Vigin colours and lend it to Pete and you have a winner on your hands!
Richard.

johnmaddox

141 posts

243 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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Fallen off the hoist??

kayc

4,492 posts

252 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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I reckon any paintwork damage should t-cut out ok Henry..smile

kennyboy

641 posts

270 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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intersting quote from the yachting forum:

"I have the hi-res. I've checked for continuity of shadows as well as pixelization along hard edges. From a hydrodynamic perspective, the separation and dispersement of spray from the bow entering the water is indicative of the event. In my opinion, it's definately NOT P-chopped."

Loach

3,357 posts

247 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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Many gin-palace owners have them shipped backwards and forwards between Europe and the West Indies and places like that so that they can sit on deck and laugh at the yachtless plebs around them in good weather all year around. Looks like this boat was getting loaded or unloaded for such a shipment and part of the loading rigging gave way. I doubt it was being shipped as a new boat, as the boat-builder would surely have helped out in this regard to ensure that the new boat would not suffer the sort of mishap Henry's picture graphically portrays before it could even get delivered to the customer.

Edited by Loach on Thursday 7th June 17:02

runnersp

1,061 posts

251 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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kennyboy said:
intersting quote from the yachting forum:

"I have the hi-res. I've checked for continuity of shadows as well as pixelization along hard edges. From a hydrodynamic perspective, the separation and dispersement of spray from the bow entering the water is indicative of the event. In my opinion, it's definately NOT P-chopped."
The folks on that yachting forum need to get out more... Vector point analysis... Its only a photo for chrissakes!

ukwill

10,277 posts

238 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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kennyboy said:
intersting quote from the yachting forum:

"I have the hi-res. I've checked for continuity of shadows as well as pixelization along hard edges. From a hydrodynamic perspective, the separation and dispersement of spray from the bow entering the water is indicative of the event. In my opinion, it's definately NOT P-chopped."
WTF ??? eekhippy

jedi-knight83

144 posts

236 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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blimey.

if you look at the seat covers and the way everything is hanging id say the photo was also real.

School boy

1,006 posts

242 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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How come it looks a lot longer in the splash photo than it does in the upside down one?

Paracetamol

4,267 posts

275 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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Henry.....should we assume that the air con needs re-gassing

Deutscher

1,430 posts

250 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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Paracetamol said:
Henry.....should we assume that the air con needs re-gassing
roflroflroflroflrofl

Pope

2,653 posts

278 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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Deutscher said:
frazer guest said:
Any idea on the story behind the picture?
Photoshop.
Someones got the time on their hands to 'shop that?? Cynic.

clarkeyjnr

382 posts

248 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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Henry-F said:
"Mrs F, could you take the wheel for a second? I'm just popping to the back of the boat to grab a beer......"

Edited by clarkeyjnr on Friday 8th June 00:05