is this a joke?
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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
wormus said:
Do you mean the colour scheme or the price? Looks like its been TANGOED!
mackie1 said:
I've seen that before. Orange with GREY?! What were they thinking!
I had the mmisfortune of driving a BRM200 once, british racing green with blood orange interior and an orange grilleIt had taken 8 years to work out of my system and now this brings it all back
17k seems a little optimistic too
Now here's a good joke, I had an appoinment with a VXR8 dealer this week, and while making the appointment the salesman asked if I would like to test drive the new car.
Well yes, thank you i said, so i turned up on Friday done the business at hand and asked to look over the car. Sorry sir, the car is not here today.
Now that's a good joke!
Well yes, thank you i said, so i turned up on Friday done the business at hand and asked to look over the car. Sorry sir, the car is not here today.
Now that's a good joke!
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