Twenty one and three quarters and just bought a Lambo

[boltthrower]

Finally did a deal with this great guy called Terry Tibbs. He said that you don't just jump into bed with him. I don't know what he meant being so young and everything but he did me a great deal. Spoke to Narwich Onion who (depsite the fact I shot up an airport with a tank I used to own whilst high on crystal meth, twice)issued me a cover note for 250 quids and no excess. I can't wait to take delivery. Waiting for the paint to be done as someone ran over it in a fit of drunken bravado. Hope you guys all like me. PS I have no thumbs

[LukeBird]

boltthrower said:

PS I have no thumbs

I am in tears.....
Tht bit was particularly brilliant!

[THE BIG DOG]

boltthrower said:

(depsite the fact I shot up an airport with a tank I used to own whilst high on crystal meth, twice)

[TCF]

boltthrower said:

Finally did a deal with this great guy called Terry Tibbs. He said that you don't just jump into bed with him. I don't know what he meant being so young and everything but he did me a great deal. Spoke to Narwich Onion who (depsite the fact I shot up an airport with a tank I used to own whilst high on crystal meth, twice)issued me a cover note for 250 quids and no excess. I can't wait to take delivery. Waiting for the paint to be done as someone ran over it in a fit of drunken bravado. Hope you guys all like me. PS I have no thumbs

'I'll give you 11 grand and an IKEA sofa - it's f'ing horrible'

Hello mate...

[boltthrower]

Just so I can get the last word in before this topic gets closed. Can anyone tell me how to upload pics onto this site?

Just joking

[XXVIII]

NO! NO! NO!

Moderators please close this thread as it's clearly just Stollen-Discovered again pretending to not be Pasttense-Lambo or Mussy09 or something!!!


CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!! CLOSE IT!!! CLOSE IT!!!!



(also just joking, please send thick sellotape™ to gather my sides back together following re-read of the original post on this thread!)

[bob1179]

The fact that I spend far too much time on PH to get all of the 'in' jokes on there must say a lot about me.

I think I need to get out more!

What must all the newbies think?

[TonyHetherington]

Supercalafrajalisticexpialidocious....