Indecent proposals

[V8Cerbera]

Have any of you ever received an indecent proposal due to owning a Cerbera? I ask this after the following took place two days ago.

I went outside of work for a smoke, this is about 20yards away from where the Cerb is parked and is a communal smoking area for a few companies. I heard the following for a couple of (relatively cute) girls from one of the other floors (so had to join in! Would have been rude not to)

Girl 1: Have you seen that car over there
Girl 2: Yeah, thats a TVR isn't it?
Girl 1: Yeah. I love that car... I'd shag whoever owns it
Girl 2: Hell yeah
....
Me: You might want to retract that statement before it gets you into trouble
Girl 1: What do you mean???
Me: It's mine [smirk]
Girl 1: Hmmmm maybe... Maybe not [wink]
Girl 2: You're such a tart
Girl 1: No I'm not. I bet if you drive a car like that, you're a lot of fun ain't you?
Me [almost choking on a sip of coffee]: If you like. I might take you up on that offer later... see ya.

• ****

Now I'm not the best looking bloke on earth - has anyone else experienced such auto eroticism? [... and I don't want to see the pic of that bloke having his way with the exhaust again thanks!!!]

[Erich Stahler]

Cats seem to run up to me when I park the Cerb and mew at me seductively as I pop open the door!

[StefT]

No...... but did you get their numbers and a photo

[FUBAR]

My dad has a stunning Merc 300 SL (1992). Last year I took it to get an MOT on a lovely sunny day, shades on, (thinking I was) looking cool.

Passed two stunners on the pavement slow enough to hear the short conversation:

Girl1: Coor, what a lovely car

Girl2: Yeah....shame about the driver

Me:

[itsallyellow]

Damm right. 18 and had a cerbera!!! Got more pussy that a catery!!! The best one being on a tunnel run when i took sum bird along with me. Broke a drive shaft and had to wait for the RAC. The hours wait went rather quickly!!

mike

[AlVal]

V8Cerbera said:

Have any of you ever received an indecent proposal due to owning a Cerbera? I ask this after the following took place two days ago.

I went outside of work for a smoke, this is about 20yards away from where the Cerb is parked and is a communal smoking area for a few companies. I heard the following for a couple of (relatively cute) girls from one of the other floors (so had to join in! Would have been rude not to)

Girl 1: Have you seen that car over there
Girl 2: Yeah, thats a TVR isn't it?
Girl 1: Yeah. I love that car... I'd shag whoever owns it
Girl 2: Hell yeah
....
Me: You might want to retract that statement before it gets you into trouble
Girl 1: What do you mean???
Me: It's mine [smirk]
Girl 1: Hmmmm maybe... Maybe not [wink]
Girl 2: You're such a tart
Girl 1: No I'm not. I bet if you drive a car like that, you're a lot of fun ain't you?
Me [almost choking on a sip of coffee]: If you like. I might take you up on that offer later... see ya.

• ****

Now I'm not the best looking bloke on earth - has anyone else experienced such auto eroticism? [... and I don't want to see the pic of that bloke having his way with the exhaust again thanks!!!]

haha top man, classic story

[FUBAR]

Did you do her on the bonnet?

[Gazzab]

Nick
Have you turned into a female subaru owner?

Edited by Gazzab on Monday 23 July 16:57

[C3BER]

Thats just so wrong, so bloody wrong.

[SXS]

FUBAR said:

Did you do her on the bonnet?

I think a cerbs power to weight ratio will go out the window with that!

good photoshop!!

can we have a front shot???

[FUBAR]

Gazzab said:

Nick
Have you turned into a female subaru owner?

Edited by Gazzab on Monday 23 July 16:57

No...how dare you suggest such a thing??

I borrowed a mates Scooby whilst in my 'weekend' attire

[ancol]

few weeks ago went to the local store windows open etc two young girls sitting on the bench i heard the one say what the fu@k is he doing in a car like that, the cheek of it!!

[Glassman]

V8Cerbera said:

Me [almost choking on a sip of coffee]: If you like. I might take you up the Oxo Tower later... see ya.