Asda Ram Raided By Wedger

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Tomorrows news today

Wedger seen leaving the local Asda carrying 10 tons of bisquits, 6 million tea bags, a sugar mountain and 23 gallons of milk,

Police are clueless, but eye witnesses report man last seen in a funny white vehicle, maybe an ambulance heading at breakneck speed (well as fast as it can go) west down the M40

Police say keep a look out for this man as he may have a kettle and is not afraid to use it, and warn the public not too approach unless they have donations for a charity

[TVR-NUT]

Well I ram raided Tesco's tonight Paul and brought a 'few' cans of Magners...

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LMFAO:

[wee man]

TVR-NUT said:

Well I ram raided Tesco's tonight Paul and brought a 'few' cans of Magners...

Hope you saved your carrier bags?

Wee man.

[TVR-NUT]

Yes I have saved the carrier bags Simon, as I haven't even taken the Magners out of them yet...

Can get you a few more if you would like me to?

Edited by TVR-NUT on Friday 27th July 11:02

[firefox1712]

Whatever happened to English (British) cider?

Whossis? Pouring cider over ice cubes? Fnah! Wedgers drink it neat mate!

Maybe there's some Hereford Cider on its way from that nearby (neighbouring?) county? Worcester Cider? Warwickshire Cider? Maybe there's som of that too?

Any Felinfoel (do they still make it?) coming from Wales - or Brains S.A.?

Should I bring some Greene King Abbot Ale?- that'll send your short hairs curly!

JJ