Go faster stickers

[G T 3]

Im thinking of taking the stickers off my car this weekend,been on since Lemans,but Im a bit worried cos a friend said the car would not be as fast.I've seen a lot of young lads in hatch backs in town and their stickers seem to make their cars much faster.Is my friend correct,and if so would the GT3 be nearer to 400 bhp with only the addition of stickers or would it need remap,new cats and exhaust etc.sticker option seems much cheaper.PLEASE HELP.

[willdew]

Stikerz is well good init.

Wot u also need thou is one off these:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/INCREASE-BHP-RESISTOR-CHIP-E...

I now there £3, wich is about the same az the stikerz, but they make the car well fast.

My brovers got one in his Orion and it's faster than a Ferrari off of the lights near McDonalds.

Edited by willdew on Friday 27th July 11:24

[DoctorPepper]

If you are serious about your performance mods then you need to be thinking of adding the following Top End performance stickers...


HERTZ
THRIFTY
AVIS

All of the above will turn any car into a veritabel ballistic missile!!!

[G T 3]

Nice one,Im also looking to get a big air scoop for the bonnet,but slight problem,I opened it and theres no engine.Any idea where it is? My mate has a similar car,and luckily he has a spare one in the boot,is it possible to fit this engine into my car,I've changed the batteries in a torch before so I think I could handle the job.

[gmk666]

willdew said:

Stikerz is well good init.

Wot u also need thou is one off these:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/INCREASE-BHP-RESISTOR-CHIP-E...

I now there £3, wich is about the same az the stikerz, but they make the car well fast.

My brovers got one in his Orion and it's faster than a Ferrari off of the lights near McDonalds.

Edited by willdew on Friday 27th July 11:24

That is like, well funny man.

Unfortunately, it's not been tested on any Porsches. So I won't be wasting my £3, thank you.

(It does work on Caveliers though, which is handy.)

Oh and if it doesn't work on turbos or Mitsubishis, why have a picture of a Mitsubishi Turbo on the ad?

DoctorPepper said:

If you are serious about your performance mods then you need to be thinking of adding the following Top End performance stickers...


HERTZ
THRIFTY
AVIS

All of the above will turn any car into a veritabel ballistic missile!!!

And one that says

LITTLE PRINCESS ON BOARD

Basically it means you're absolved from following the Highway Code and can park wherever you like (and slam your door into the car parked next to you.)

Edited by gmk666 on Friday 27th July 11:43

[USS Bozeman]

Or one that says BMW - you then get your own personal lane on the motorway.

[paultje]

USS Bozeman said:

Or one that says BMW - you then get your own personal lane on the motorway.

Hey! that's totally unfair dude. I've got one of them......





P.S. keep out of my lane on the M4!!

[G T 3]

Love your car PAUL great colour,but no stickers on it.

[tonikaram]

BMW Pioneer is the fastest but not sure if the mod works on non-BMWs. You know, the ones with a big Pioneer sticker on the rear window, not sure from which year to which year the factory in Bavaria made them.

Kay

[Dr S]

G T 3 said:

Nice one,Im also looking to get a big air scoop for the bonnet,but slight problem,I opened it and theres no engine.Any idea where it is? My mate has a similar car,and luckily he has a spare one in the boot,is it possible to fit this engine into my car,I've changed the batteries in a torch before so I think I could handle the job.

easypeasy mate. No necessary to move engine to front. Juss trun round the seat. Works ace.

Do you also get cramps in your arms and legs when driving you Porka for longa than half an houa?

[G T 3]

Good plan.....no cramp though

[Karnivor]

DoctorPepper said:

If you are serious about your performance mods then you need to be thinking of adding the following Top End performance stickers...


HERTZ
THRIFTY
AVIS

All of the above will turn any car into a veritabel ballistic missile!!!

But dont forget to notify your insurance company.
Some good brake stickers will also need to bee fitted...preferably ones that dont fade.

[G T 3]

Yes you are correct,my policy was loaded cos I told them about the stickers,some companies wouldnt touch it,thought the stickers would make it undrivable on the road,and they assumed it must be a racing car..

[DoctorPepper]

G T 3 said:

Yes you are correct,my policy was loaded cos I told them about the stickers,some companies wouldnt touch it,thought the stickers would make it undrivable on the road,and they assumed it must be a racing car..

I got a quote from www.chavtasticinsurancedirect.com and they were happy with the sticker mods i had but then I tld them i was thinking about fitting these....

https://www.autobulbsdirect.co.uk/home.php?cat=667


...and they gave me a discount. Apprently it meant my car qualified for their special "Westwoods wiked-a motaz" policy.

[G T 3]

Sent a cheque just now,should be here soon,fitting a couple of air conditioning ducts from a factory on to the exhaust tomorrow,that will give 100bhp easily..and you will be able to see the engine through them from the back of the car.

Edited by G T 3 on Friday 27th July 22:06