This just made me chuckle.....

[I want an Elise!]

Planet F1.com said:

Off on F1 has managed to get full access to the transcript of the spat between Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso after the European GP on Sunday.


Fernando: Hey little kid, you dent my paintwork


Felipe: Are you talking to me donkey face?


Fernando: Yes, I talk to you. Get your team to buy you some glasses.


Felipe: Yeah and you get a shaver. Pussy face.


Fernando: You were the same in Barcelona


Felipe: Me? You say this and you win. Maybe you get a job on the fairground with bumper cars. It's your style.


Fernando: Yeah?


Felipe: Yeah


Fernando: Yeah? And you're too small to sit in a bumper car. When you kiss your girlfriend - do you stand on a box? Does she read you bedtime story


Felipe: **** you


Fernando: **** you


Felipe: No, I said it first.


Fernando: How does it feel to be Michael Schumacher's bitch


Felipe: I am not his bitch


Fernando: His Brazilian lady boy


Felipe: **** you


Fernando: **** you and the frog in the jumper


Ron: Calm down boys, there are cameras here and I don't know any good swear words.


Or, as reported by the respective team press offices.

Fernando Alonso: It was a great race and I enjoyed my tremendous tustle with Felipe. He never knows when to give up and although we bumped tyres it was a fascinating contest. Bravo Felipe!


Felipe Massa: Felipe and Fernando enjoyed a joke and a laugh about their Lap 57 incident before they went out onto the podium. Felipe said that they were looking forward to many more great duels this season.

[996 Nobbys]

Fernando: How does it feel to be Michael Schumacher's bitch

thats funny