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toxic frog

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3,226 posts

298 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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basking in the 35'degs heat of Malta aboard this fine little beasty



that will be all

woohoo

byebye

kambites

71,701 posts

252 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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Looks like one of those SsangYong Rodius things to me.

ganglandboss

8,566 posts

234 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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deepseatiger posted a picture of a boat butI couldn't see it!

toxic frog

Original Poster:

3,226 posts

298 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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ganglandboss said:
deepseatiger posted a picture of a boat butI couldn't see it!
if you look very carefully to the left of the yacht, you will see women wearing hotpants that ride right up her ass-crack... a serious case of camel-toe!

deepseatiger

543 posts

236 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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I SEE IT, I SEE IT !!!!

boobles

15,251 posts

246 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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Along with how many other people that have hired it for a week? hehe

beak

162 posts

232 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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how long have you worked on boats ? are you the captain or just a seaman ?

Heesen

97 posts

243 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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What is it, a San lorenzo, early Mangusta or early Ferretti.

Either way its Italian so will probably break down within 2 days biggrin

At a guess either the watermaker will pack up, an engine will overheat or the generator will give up......

Didnt want to spoil your vacation but you've just spoilt my humdrum day

Edited by Heesen on Wednesday 1st August 16:38

toxic frog

Original Poster:

3,226 posts

298 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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lol...

it is a Drettman Elegance 82... and it all works fine!

the yacht is one of my exclusive listings and i have a prospective buyer flying in from oz to seatrial her next week... i'm heading over on monday to be present and help get her ready... no point staying in a hotel with the VIP suite is empty and the yacht is fully crewed!

so a free trip with the prospect of rather nice sale at the end of it...


(on a more serious note... it's bloody hard work you know!)

Heesen

97 posts

243 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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toxic frog said:
lol...

it is a Drettman Elegance 82... and it all works fine!

the yacht is one of my exclusive listings and i have a prospective buyer flying in from oz to seatrial her next week... i'm heading over on monday to be present and help get her ready... no point staying in a hotel with the VIP suite is empty and the yacht is fully crewed!

so a free trip with the prospect of rather nice sale at the end of it...
A what - never heard of them and I may have a little insider knowledge !!

toxic frog said:
(on a more serious note... it's bloody hard work you know!)

Falls off chair laughing like a babboon........................ Sorry about that, just got back to my chair, the tears are still running down my legs.

Anyway you were saying something about working hard

S Works

10,166 posts

281 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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Looks like "Gin Palace" to me.

ganglandboss

8,566 posts

234 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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Wow! I thought you were lying! I was showing a colleague the picture of the frog on your profile and he pissed himself when he saw 'yacht broker'.

Does that meen that deepseatiger might really be 'a part time shepherd in Venice and pie taster', or lotustuart's full time occupation is 'good screw'?

Do you get many bullshitters who pretend to be interested in buying but with no real intention other than a free boat trip?

I knew a guy once who was a bit of a 'gopher' for some flash 'business man'. He used to chauffeur him in a MEGA expensive Merc. When he was away, he used to drive to prestige car dealerships in the expensive suits his boss used to dress him in and test drive anything he wanted without questions. He took it one step further and started viewing multi-million pound houses. When you go looking at houses like that, the estate agent organises a chef and allsorts. His boss found out when someone smelled a rat and managed to trace him back to him. He soon got his marching orders!

lotustuart

1,465 posts

262 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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ganglandboss said:
Wow! I thought you were lying! I was showing a colleague the picture of the frog on your profile and he pissed himself when he saw 'yacht broker'.

Does that meen that deepseatiger might really be 'a part time shepherd in Venice and pie taster', or lotustuart's full time occupation is 'good screw'?


That is indeed my full time* occupation!biggrin


















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deepseatiger

543 posts

236 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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lotustuart said:
ganglandboss said:
Wow! I thought you were lying! I was showing a colleague the picture of the frog on your profile and he pissed himself when he saw 'yacht broker'.

Does that meen that deepseatiger might really be 'a part time shepherd in Venice and pie taster', or lotustuart's full time occupation is 'good screw'?


That is indeed my full time* occupation!biggrin




















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You beat me to it Stu, Ganglandboss nowadays im your worse nightmare im in the gold trade so can empty your account quite quickly with your wifes help, Diamonds are a girls best friend


Edited by deepseatiger on Wednesday 1st August 18:58

toxic frog

Original Poster:

3,226 posts

298 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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ganglandboss said:
Wow! I thought you were lying! I was showing a colleague the picture of the frog on your profile and he pissed himself when he saw 'yacht broker'.

Does that meen that deepseatiger might really be 'a part time shepherd in Venice and pie taster', or lotustuart's full time occupation is 'good screw'?

Do you get many bullshitters who pretend to be interested in buying but with no real intention other than a free boat trip?

I knew a guy once who was a bit of a 'gopher' for some flash 'business man'. He used to chauffeur him in a MEGA expensive Merc. When he was away, he used to drive to prestige car dealerships in the expensive suits his boss used to dress him in and test drive anything he wanted without questions. He took it one step further and started viewing multi-million pound houses. When you go looking at houses like that, the estate agent organises a chef and allsorts. His boss found out when someone smelled a rat and managed to trace him back to him. He soon got his marching orders!
yacht brokerage is a fairly common pastime in these parts...!... no reason to lie... it's not as if i own a yacht like that (mine own yacht is a little smaller!)...

as for time-wasters... this is an issue for agents dealing with new build yachts, but i specialise in the quality end of the brokerage market and the general form is that before you go for a jolly day-trip, i'll have a signed contract (subject to seatrial etc) and a 10% deposit...

sure there will always be bullshitters out there, but you would be amazed how few when compared with the car market etc...

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as for the yacht itself, the Elegance is built by Horizon in Taiwan (don't joke... the Taiwanese-built yachts are held in high regard) and marketed as Elegance in Europe by the Germany company Drettman. They are comparable in terms of quality and price with San Lorenzo, Riva, Ferretti etc etc... this particular example is from 2002 and is offered at a smidge under Euro 2 million.

... i do deal with smaller yachts as well!

tricky 100

954 posts

273 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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Lucky lucky you . Had to give up boats when the kids started arriving , when you say brokerage is a pastime does that mean its not a full time job ?

Heesen

97 posts

243 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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I know the Horizons very well, not a bad yacht. Drove quite a few out in the Caribbean. I presume the electrics have improved over the last few years ?

Same quality as San Lorenzo, unlikely, Italian yachts are a different ball game. Not saying San Lorenzo are any good, just the building ethics are completely different in Italy, as they are in Holland, US and Japan.

Built a Mangusta 92 in viareggio so had a very good insight of the Italian 'workmanship'.

ganglandboss

8,566 posts

234 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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deepseatiger said:
I SEE IT, I SEE IT !!!!
Click here for a song about it!

Edited by ganglandboss on Wednesday 1st August 20:27

Philygumbo

1,500 posts

280 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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beak said:
how long have you worked on boats ? are you the captain or just a seaman ?
Mostly semen!

We know the song well tigerboy.

Alex in the picture of the bint you posted where is the boat?

deepseatiger

543 posts

236 months

Wednesday 1st August 2007
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Now try the web site dedicated to these poor animals http://www.cameltoe.org/toeny.html