White Van Man (Tosser)
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boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Friday 3rd August 2007
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Driving down the A303 this afternoon with a rather large box occupying my passenger seat, i saw this white van in the distance trying to pull onto the dual carridgeway so i pulled over to the fast lane to let him out. What i didnt realize at first was that this idiot had put his foot down & refused point blank to let me pull back into the inside lane as my exit was quickly approaching. I indicated & even decided to slow down slightly so that he could undertake me as it had become apparent that this is what he was trying to achieve, but he slowed down & just laughed at me as i struggled to get back into my lane! In the end i had to floor it & get round him that way. He was a complete cock for doing that, not only because it was dam right dangerous but also because he was trying to cause an accident! I just hope the stupid wan*** got a pucher or something & ended up stranded. tt.
Rant over, deep breath.

Phil Dicky

7,194 posts

294 months

Friday 3rd August 2007
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What a tool, you were doing him a favour as well

ganglandboss

8,566 posts

234 months

Friday 3rd August 2007
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I know how you feel mate! White vans are a pain in the arse! I had one right up my arse the other week, just flashing me for ages to get out of his way!
















Having said that, it was an ambulance!

aelord

337 posts

256 months

Friday 3rd August 2007
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I had a similar incident today on the A1 with some prick in a Citroen van-hatch-car thing. Slowed to let him onto the A1 from the slip he was on and all I got in return was a load of gesticulation. I couldn't have easily pulled out into the fast lane due to the sheer waeight of traffic. This behaviour is much worse on Fridays after 1pm I find, something to do with the weekend approaching and the losers of the world realising they'll never drive a decent car....

Edited by aelord on Friday 3rd August 21:50

marky999

230 posts

236 months

Friday 3rd August 2007
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I understand your anger but i dont judge people as losers by the car they drive!
aelord said:
I had a similar incident today on the A1 with some prick in a Citroen van-hatch-car thing. Slowed to let him onto the A1 from the slip he was on and all I got in return was a load of gesticulation. I couldn't have easily pulled out into the fast lane due to the sheer waeight of traffic. This behaviour is much worse on Fridays after 1pm I find, something to do with the weekend approaching and the losers of the world realising they'll never drive a decent car....

Edited by aelord on Friday 3rd August 21:50

aelord

337 posts

256 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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marky999 said:
I understand your anger but i dont judge people as losers by the car they drive!
aelord said:
I had a similar incident today on the A1 with some prick in a Citroen van-hatch-car thing. Slowed to let him onto the A1 from the slip he was on and all I got in return was a load of gesticulation. I couldn't have easily pulled out into the fast lane due to the sheer waeight of traffic. This behaviour is much worse on Fridays after 1pm I find, something to do with the weekend approaching and the losers of the world realising they'll never drive a decent car....

Edited by aelord on Friday 3rd August 21:50
True - I drive a beaten up Skloda Fabia when not in the Exige!

marky999

230 posts

236 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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and when not in my 111r i have been known to drive an N reg micra!

aelord said:
marky999 said:
I understand your anger but i dont judge people as losers by the car they drive!
aelord said:
I had a similar incident today on the A1 with some prick in a Citroen van-hatch-car thing. Slowed to let him onto the A1 from the slip he was on and all I got in return was a load of gesticulation. I couldn't have easily pulled out into the fast lane due to the sheer waeight of traffic. This behaviour is much worse on Fridays after 1pm I find, something to do with the weekend approaching and the losers of the world realising they'll never drive a decent car....

Edited by aelord on Friday 3rd August 21:50
True - I drive a beaten up Skloda Fabia when not in the Exige!

TIPPER

2,955 posts

250 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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ganglandboss said:
I know how you feel mate! White vans are a pain in the arse! I had one right up my arse the other week, just flashing me for ages to get out of his way!
















Having said that, it was an ambulance!
Hardly the most responsible post ever.

Ikemi

8,611 posts

236 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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Tipper, I think it was meant to be a tongue-in-cheek joke ... wink

Anyway, back on topic, I wonder if Karma exists?

TIPPER

2,955 posts

250 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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Know what you mean Ikemi. Just making a judgement based on Mr Ganglandboss's posting record so far!

crackthatoff

3,314 posts

244 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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so where does this put me then? got a white van and an elise confused

lotisi

219 posts

246 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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crackthatoff said:
so where does this put me then? got a white van and an elise confused
Me too

jondude

2,441 posts

248 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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The problem I have on my usual run outs is the A and B roads I use are littered with towns and villages where you have to slow from 60 to 30....and I do. The police always hide in them.

So on my last run I had - I kid you not - an ice cream van right up my jacksy as I was going through a village, then he had the cheek to go for it as the national limit came up.

I left him for dead without even blinking and lost all sight of him....but then I hit another 1 mile x 30 mph stretch, and he is still doing 50-60 so catches me up.

This went on for 2 or 3 villages over 10 miles, then we hit traffic and I could put a few cars between me and him.

Where are the police when you need them? I sometimes feel a little guilty, as I am indirectly the reason this idiot is flying through villages at 60 mph, yet by getting well away from him, I risk losing my license.

And you just KNOW the copper with his radar gun will point it at me, not Mr Flake or whatever they call themselves now.


LivinLaVidaLotus

1,626 posts

232 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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You're not the reason, they do it with me in my GFs KA, or in my Suzuki as well. I always slow for villages (because there are people, not for the benefit of my license) smile

boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Saturday 4th August 2007
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crackthatoff said:
so where does this put me then? got a white van and an elise confused
Yes but you are not a nob jockey like this ejit was.

ganglandboss

8,566 posts

234 months

Sunday 5th August 2007
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Ikemi said:
Tipper, I think it was meant to be a tongue-in-cheek joke ... wink

Anyway, back on topic, I wonder if Karma exists?
Thankyou!

mrdemon

21,146 posts

296 months

Sunday 5th August 2007
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its not a problem in a lotus though, you just overtake him ,if you cannot get past a white van than thats just a laugh.


boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Sunday 5th August 2007
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Im not going to drive dangerously for any goon on the road that decides he wants to cause an accident.

TIPPER

2,955 posts

250 months

Sunday 5th August 2007
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ganglandboss said:
Ikemi said:
Tipper, I think it was meant to be a tongue-in-cheek joke ... wink

Anyway, back on topic, I wonder if Karma exists?
Thankyou!
I'll retract my comment, apologise and give you another chance thenwink