WANTED!!!

[scissorhands83]

Well im now looking for a new Mrs Scissorhands as me and ex-Mrs scissorhands have split up, But mostly i need a Car as she has had it, but i did make sure there was no oil left in the car and she dont know how to check it so the smart may die anyway!!!

matt

[EmmaP]

Lois is single

Sorry about the car Matt. That reminds me, I need to take you out for a demo drive. The IAM course starts in about six weeks

[scissorhands83]

EmmaP said:

Lois is single

Sorry about the car Matt. That reminds me, I need to take you out for a demo drive. The IAM course starts in about six weeks

i im going to have to wait to start the course coz ive now gotta buy a car out of my months wages so can only spare about £450, if i dont get a car i will also loose my job. but i so wanna do the course but jus gonna have to wait!!

matt

[EmmaP]

It will only cost you £65 because you have youth on your side

Let me know if your circumstances change. There will be another one starting in January.

[scissorhands83]

EmmaP said:

It will only cost you £65 because you have youth on your side

Let me know if your circumstances change. There will be another one starting in January.

cool thanx emma

matt

[Polarbert]

The IAM course is well worth doing, I did it when I was 19, although I had to pay £75 I think.

[Will26]

Matt if you want Mrs Will you can have her. Then I can go to Ibizia.

[scissorhands83]

Will26 said:

Matt if you want Mrs Will you can have her. Then I can go to Ibizia.

well y dont you tell the mrs to go away with lil will and then u and i can go do 'THE RING'

matt

[EmmaP]

Polarbert said:

The IAM course is well worth doing, I did it when I was 19, although I had to pay £75 I think.

They've introduced a further discount. I forget the finer details. Must look them up.

[Will26]

scissorhands83 said:

Will26 said:

Matt if you want Mrs Will you can have her. Then I can go to Ibizia.

well y dont you tell the mrs to go away with lil will and then u and i can go do 'THE RING'

matt

She wont go anywhere without me, and she wont let me go without her. So we need to come up with a plan on how I can get 2 weeks away without getting a divorce. Ideas I have already discounted are: Sleep with another woman (cant find anyone willing) or become Gay (but again cant find anyone willing). I have also discounted getting her committed to a Mental Hospital because coz I doubt it will be 3rd time lucky.

[Beemer-5]

scissorhands83 said:

Well im now looking for a new Mrs Scissorhands as me and ex-Mrs scissorhands have split up, But mostly i need a Car as she has had it, but i did make sure there was no oil left in the car and she dont know how to check it so the smart may die anyway!!!

matt

That Smart has been close to death for a while!

[Will26]

Beemer-5 said:

scissorhands83 said:

Well im now looking for a new Mrs Scissorhands as me and ex-Mrs scissorhands have split up, But mostly i need a Car as she has had it, but i did make sure there was no oil left in the car and she dont know how to check it so the smart may die anyway!!!

matt

That Smart has been close to death for a while!

Lol, I was nearly close to death when I was a passenger in it once.

[Bob the Planner]

Will26 said:

... I have also discounted getting her committed to a Mental Hospital because coz I doubt it will be 3rd time lucky.

Was with me - the third time I got her sectioned she decided she didn't want to come back !

[scissorhands83]

Bob the Planner said:

Will26 said:

... I have also discounted getting her committed to a Mental Hospital because coz I doubt it will be 3rd time lucky.

Was with me - the third time I got her sectioned she decided she didn't want to come back !

[Beemer-5]

Do the right thing Scissors, take some GTX round!

[v15ben]

Will26 said:

Lol, I was nearly close to death when I was a passenger in it once.

Not the only one mate. Imagine Matt in a car with some real power