Faith in the Law (Sometimes they do catch the pricks)
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Was driving down from Durham to Manc last weekend. In the outside lane on A1 near Weatherby doing about 80 in outside lane overtaking traffic, following 3 cars in front. Noticed an Audi 4x4 Q7 things come tearing down the outside lane closing on me very very very fast. He stopped literally inches from my bumper and I had braced for impact as it looked like he was gonna punt me. He anchored on, and proceeded to drive a minge hairs width from the back of my car. I also noticed he was merrily chatting away on the phone. I moved over for him, and he flew past, again, accelerating up to well over 100mph.
Cock, class a t
t, dick head, w
r, dog food faced
.
How pleased we were about 3 miles later to see him pulled over by a marked T5. Well done the law! Left me feeling all warm and happy inside for about 2 days did that little incident!
Cock, class a t
t, dick head, w
r, dog food faced
. How pleased we were about 3 miles later to see him pulled over by a marked T5. Well done the law! Left me feeling all warm and happy inside for about 2 days did that little incident!
tricky 100 said:
Hope you tooted and jesticulated with your hand back and forth .
Always a good one that - enjoyed tooting and waving at some chavs last year that used the hard shoulder to undertake queueing traffic on the M62 when they were stopped by an unmarked car further down the road.tricky 100 said:
Hope you tooted and jesticulated with your hand back and forth .
I wasnt waving in a pleasant way, I wasnt waving at all actually. The girlfriend, in a manner not befitting a lady, did employ the internationally recognised symbol for a person who likes onesomes! She has taken to doing this quite a lot while were out on our travels. Mainly while laughing at townies in their "maxed up" Saxos and Clios. I do remind her it will be me taking a beating from these chaps if they take offence and decide to exact their own brand of justice for being "dissed".
excellent...I love it when that happens...just a shame real trafpol are getting more rare with the reliance on cameras 
the best similar experince I had, was in Lincs on a twisty A road on a Sunday...making good progress and I come across 4 cars, driving (as usual) up each others arse, so I cant overtake them individually, without causing a nuisance to the other drivers (i.e. pushing in and causing them to brake) ...so I hang back, cruise at their 40mph (in a 60mph...and they do 40mph in 30Mph too - you know the usual Sunday driver mentality - not a care in the world)
..anyway I know theres a big long straight coming up in a couple of miles where I can take them all in one go....up behind me comes an RS Turbo with 4 youngish lads in it...they sit on my arse and then proceed to overtake me, push in and cause me to brake...then do the same to the other cars...sometimes overtaking into blind bends etc ...I just hang back even further (in case they go head on with someone) and let them get on with it
...then the funniest thing happens...they go to overtake the lead 2 cars on the entry into a blind left hander and nearly go head on with another vehicle coming the other way...which just happens to be a V70T5 Traffic car that has to swerve left at 60mph onto (luckily) a flat grass verge to avoid them ...Trafpol then pulls a perfect J turn in the road and comes flying past me to catch them...I see them a few miles down the road being nicked....hopefully for dangerous driving...oh did I chuckle to myself that day

the best similar experince I had, was in Lincs on a twisty A road on a Sunday...making good progress and I come across 4 cars, driving (as usual) up each others arse, so I cant overtake them individually, without causing a nuisance to the other drivers (i.e. pushing in and causing them to brake) ...so I hang back, cruise at their 40mph (in a 60mph...and they do 40mph in 30Mph too - you know the usual Sunday driver mentality - not a care in the world)
..anyway I know theres a big long straight coming up in a couple of miles where I can take them all in one go....up behind me comes an RS Turbo with 4 youngish lads in it...they sit on my arse and then proceed to overtake me, push in and cause me to brake...then do the same to the other cars...sometimes overtaking into blind bends etc ...I just hang back even further (in case they go head on with someone) and let them get on with it
...then the funniest thing happens...they go to overtake the lead 2 cars on the entry into a blind left hander and nearly go head on with another vehicle coming the other way...which just happens to be a V70T5 Traffic car that has to swerve left at 60mph onto (luckily) a flat grass verge to avoid them ...Trafpol then pulls a perfect J turn in the road and comes flying past me to catch them...I see them a few miles down the road being nicked....hopefully for dangerous driving...oh did I chuckle to myself that day

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