Great Investment Opportunity!!

[Polizia Lambo]

People are always asking for 'get rich quick' ideas and schemes. Well I (very luckily) stumbled upon some great investment opportunities that I would like to share with you.

Everyone is talking about the investment potential of private registrations and I have found some fabulous deals! You must act quickly though, as someone might steal this wonderful opportunity from you in a moment!

My first offering is this:

1.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/number-plate-cherished-on-re...

A very common name and would look sensational on just about any car, even if its not your name. Personally, i would try to negotiate that price upwards as I would be so confident about making a great deal of profit on it.

2.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rare-Cherished-Number-Plate-...

Small money to pay for such a great eyecatching and 'neighbour envy' causing plate. Who doesnt know someone called 'Anoop'? I actually know of 7 'Anoops', 3 of which are very close friends!

3.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/INVESTMENT-OPPORTUNITY-COLLE...

I rarely have a converstion nowadays where this name doesnt come up. At this price, you better act quick or someone else might have that lifestyle you always dreamed of!!

4.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ya-allah-private-plate_W0QQi...

If I even have to explain why this is a bargain at that price, then i guess you just dont have a grasp of how successful business works!

I have to go the bank now as very luckily I was chosen by a very kind and trustworthy African gentleman to have $20,000,000 transferred into my account from Uganda. His story was such a sad one, but he needs to get the money out of his country and as I was a man of such 'high esteem and tumultuous honour', he chose me. All I had to give him were all my bank details and credit card numbers! Easy money!!

There will be Diamonds and riches for all!!


WHY???

Edited by Polizia Lambo on Wednesday 22 August 19:01

[Polizia Lambo]

mickken said:

Changing my name to ANOOP.......snip at £50k!

Whats wrong with Abuit???? You can save yourself £25k - what sort of business man are you?

Edited by Polizia Lambo on Wednesday 22 August 19:40

[Harsh]

oiii what's wrong with being called Anoop?

better than being called yao4lla

[LittleBro]

I love the way they always say "very rare plate". If every plate wasnt unique, we'd have issuses.

Nice to know that you "cant get a plate starting with an O, unless you buy it".

I started a simular subject in 'General Gassing' recently £140k for MR57NGH. Pratt.

http://pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&amp...

[Polizia Lambo]

LittleBro said:

I started a simular subject in 'General Gassing' recently £140k for MR57NGH. Pratt.

http://pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&amp...

Im shocked to see that there were no bids on that plate! Whats wrong with people? Are they waiting for people to shove a great deal down their throats before they react?

[cronk-flakes]

Isn't it a major sin within the Islamic community to write Allah's name? or have anything that might be a picture of him?

[XXVIII]

I know this may sound like an unlikely fib, but I have decided that it's about time I started using my proper title and my first and family names.

To that effect I wish to be more properly known as:

Entu Forwon Veevee'em


I have of course re-registered my daily car accordingly and you can call me "Wonnie" if you want


thank you

[Polizia Lambo]

cronk-flakes said:

Isn't it a major sin within the Islamic community to write Allah's name? or have anything that might be a picture of him?

Is it not more of a sin to spend £750,000 on a complete piece of sh*t though?

[Jules360]

Anyone know a bloke by the name of RX53 WNW ? If so i have just the plate for him. And since you mention it Polizia, that nice gentleman sent me an e-mail to the same effect.. perhaps he has become confused, but we may have to split the $20mio.

[Polizia Lambo]

Jules360 said:

And since you mention it Polizia, that nice gentleman sent me an e-mail to the same effect.. perhaps he has become confused, but we may have to split the $20mio.

But he said i was special? He lied to me, how could he do that? Well $10,000,000 each will have to suffice . By the way, we have to pay a one-off fee of £30,000 as a release fee for the money. I havent spoken to my accountant, but this gentleman assures me its standard procedure and that I dont need to bother my accountant! Then, only 3 more one-off fees and the money is ours!!

[Jules360]

Polizia Lambo said:

Jules360 said:

And since you mention it Polizia, that nice gentleman sent me an e-mail to the same effect.. perhaps he has become confused, but we may have to split the $20mio.

But he said i was special? He lied to me, how could he do that? Well $10,000,000 each will have to suffice . By the way, we have to pay a one-off fee of £30,000 as a release fee for the money. I havent spoken to my accountant, but this gentleman assures me its standard procedure and that I dont need to bother my accountant! Then, only 3 more one-off fees and the money is ours!!

He's right about the £30k ,, a Nigerian gentleman sent me a similar mail a while ago and he told me the same thing.

[Freaky Lady]

HI

I do know a MR SINGH utt not sure if her would pay that price or not i'll have to ask him!!!

[Polizia Lambo]

Hello Freaky Lady

If you read the advert, Mr Singh would be saving himself a cool £360,000 by buying (what looks to me) an identical number plate! Who doesnt love a good deal?

I have feeling that tomorrow morning many Deed Poll specialist lawyers will be inundated with requests. Now to decide, Anoop or Abuit?? What would sound better screamed out during sex? Might just call my Grandmother for her opinion!

[CUE99T]

Jules360 said:

Polizia Lambo said:

Jules360 said:

And since you mention it Polizia, that nice gentleman sent me an e-mail to the same effect.. perhaps he has become confused, but we may have to split the $20mio.

But he said i was special? He lied to me, how could he do that? Well $10,000,000 each will have to suffice . By the way, we have to pay a one-off fee of £30,000 as a release fee for the money. I havent spoken to my accountant, but this gentleman assures me its standard procedure and that I dont need to bother my accountant! Then, only 3 more one-off fees and the money is ours!!

He's right about the £30k ,, a Nigerian gentleman sent me a similar mail a while ago and he told me the same thing.

Hello, hello......I just need your bank account details for da computa....Hello....

[Norbury90]

LittleBro said:

I love the way they always say "very rare plate". If every plate wasnt unique, we'd have issuses.

Nice to know that you "cant get a plate starting with an O, unless you buy it".

I started a simular subject in 'General Gassing' recently £140k for MR57NGH. Pratt.

http://pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&amp...

Is a PHer i'm afraid.

Trying to generate some enthusiasm over on the real good numberplates thread in GG.

http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f... (near the bottom)

[urraco 250 s]

Hi everyone,

What about these.

http://www.marcusfothergill.co.uk/number_plates.as...

Thanks

Leslie

[anonymous-user]

On retenSion

[spydersingh]

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/229833.htm

Bargain at £100k!!!!!!

[Mr_C]

spydersingh said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/229833.htm

Bargain at £100k!!!!!!

D14SLO?

nothing wrong with turning an S into a B though...

[535dman]

A17oop - shit this guy works with me - gonna take some P tomorrow