To the corsa driver of limited vocabulary.
Discussion
In the style of the abuse thread......
Just been out to fill car up and get some diy stuff from bodge & quick.
Coming over the bridge in Bridlington, getting pretty stressed at tourists everywhere, but basically accepting it as one of the negatives to living round here, relaxing with the roof down, music on, enjoying the sun.
Coming the other way a young lad (chav) in a red corsa you can imagine the kind of thing, felt it was his duty to shout K**bhead......
Several points amused me...One he was clearly on his lunch break and from the fluorescent vest he was wearing over his dirty red jumper I can surmise he works at the local tip.
So anyhow I finished my shopping and am currently sat in the back garden with a nice cold beer, on the internet, reading a magazine, and generally chilling.....He will be shoveling someone else's rubbish.....I ask who's the k**bhead now
Just been out to fill car up and get some diy stuff from bodge & quick.
Coming over the bridge in Bridlington, getting pretty stressed at tourists everywhere, but basically accepting it as one of the negatives to living round here, relaxing with the roof down, music on, enjoying the sun.
Coming the other way a young lad (chav) in a red corsa you can imagine the kind of thing, felt it was his duty to shout K**bhead......
Several points amused me...One he was clearly on his lunch break and from the fluorescent vest he was wearing over his dirty red jumper I can surmise he works at the local tip.
So anyhow I finished my shopping and am currently sat in the back garden with a nice cold beer, on the internet, reading a magazine, and generally chilling.....He will be shoveling someone else's rubbish.....I ask who's the k**bhead now
...would have been much better if it read...
"So I waited for the scum to come back, dragged him out of his car, slit his throad, pulled his wallet, found out where he lived, went around to his house and shot his family, then went to his parents house, and killed them for giving life to this idiot. Finally I went to the Vauxhall car plant in Luton and set fire to it, followed by beer in the garden and some Elgar on the CD"
I really must stop playing Grand Theft Auto
"So I waited for the scum to come back, dragged him out of his car, slit his throad, pulled his wallet, found out where he lived, went around to his house and shot his family, then went to his parents house, and killed them for giving life to this idiot. Finally I went to the Vauxhall car plant in Luton and set fire to it, followed by beer in the garden and some Elgar on the CD"
I really must stop playing Grand Theft Auto
br d said:
wildoliver said:
He will be shoveling someone else's rubbish.....I ask who's the k**bhead now
You both are. Him for shouting at you in the first place and you for intimating that his doing a dirty, manual job while you sit on your arse somehow puts him beneath you.
brad
I think it's about time we had a tongue in cheek smiley for this forum.
CLASS MATE, TRUE CLASS..................I had the same the other week on the M1 when a nugget shouted out of his window and give me the sign! - but whos really the 
wit here, me or him??
eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr? - NOT ME
Just take it all in your stride mate
the world of pork, up one minute and down the next
wit here, me or him??eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr? - NOT ME
Just take it all in your stride mate
the world of pork, up one minute and down the next
C2look said:
br d said:
wildoliver said:
He will be shoveling someone else's rubbish.....I ask who's the k**bhead now
You both are. Him for shouting at you in the first place and you for intimating that his doing a dirty, manual job while you sit on your arse somehow puts him beneath you.
brad
30121980 said:
CLASS MATE, TRUE CLASS..................I had the same the other week on the M1 when a nugget shouted out of his window and give me the sign! - but whos really the wit here, me or him??
eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr? - NOT ME
Just take it all in your stride mate
the world of pork, up one minute and down the next
Wait a minute.... Was this the time you had a blow out and decided to park in the outside lane instead of getting to the hard shoulder? Cos if it is i thought the general consensus was that " THE " finger and calling you a name had nothing to do with what car you were driving!!!wit here, me or him??eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr? - NOT ME
Just take it all in your stride mate
the world of pork, up one minute and down the next
Stu R said:
djohnson said:
br d said:
his doing a dirty, manual job while you sit on your arse somehow puts him beneath you.
It does. Time the little people showed some respect.
By the way you don't drive a corsa do you brad?
There is a story about Bernie Eccleston receiving a tirade from a truck driver to the effect that he was a blithering f***wit who shouldn't be on the road etc etc. Bernie just listened calmly and then said "yes, you're obviously far more intelligent than me, that's why you're driving a truck and I'm driving a brand new Mercedes."
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