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Team MäcLärvit
A team with a long history of racing and building excellent racing machines, but to hear Ferrero Rocher tell it, MäcLärvit simply bought copies of their blueprints down in Chinatown and added a new coat of paint (and even then, they still didn't manage to cover all the red bits).
Ferdinand Alsoslow
A bleary-eyed Spaniard who usually looks as though he's both hungover and emo. In actual fact, he's probably just woken up, as evidenced by his perennial bed hair. Questions were raised when it was noted that he rarely pitted, as he tends to fall asleep when stationary for more than a few seconds. However, his bland driving is reminiscent of somebody being asleep, so the validity of this claim is questionable. He is the butt of many jokes from commentators owing to his over-use of "nancy-boy hair gel" that makes him look like a "magnificent poof". He is cousins with Josh Groban.
Louie Hamilton
The first Brudda in Formula One who joined the sport after almost being lynched after winning a NASCAR race in Alabama. The amount of time dedicated to Hamilton by ITV's Ryder Cup and Mark Blunder is extreme, even if he is doing well. It's as if they are trying to Hamilton us into watching nothing but Hamilton. On the other Hamilton, it's good to Hamilton a British Hamilton doing so Hamilton. There's no Hamilton in my mind that Hamilton will easily Hamilton the BBC's Sports Hamilton of the Year Hamilton.
A team with a long history of racing and building excellent racing machines, but to hear Ferrero Rocher tell it, MäcLärvit simply bought copies of their blueprints down in Chinatown and added a new coat of paint (and even then, they still didn't manage to cover all the red bits).
Ferdinand Alsoslow
A bleary-eyed Spaniard who usually looks as though he's both hungover and emo. In actual fact, he's probably just woken up, as evidenced by his perennial bed hair. Questions were raised when it was noted that he rarely pitted, as he tends to fall asleep when stationary for more than a few seconds. However, his bland driving is reminiscent of somebody being asleep, so the validity of this claim is questionable. He is the butt of many jokes from commentators owing to his over-use of "nancy-boy hair gel" that makes him look like a "magnificent poof". He is cousins with Josh Groban.
Louie Hamilton
The first Brudda in Formula One who joined the sport after almost being lynched after winning a NASCAR race in Alabama. The amount of time dedicated to Hamilton by ITV's Ryder Cup and Mark Blunder is extreme, even if he is doing well. It's as if they are trying to Hamilton us into watching nothing but Hamilton. On the other Hamilton, it's good to Hamilton a British Hamilton doing so Hamilton. There's no Hamilton in my mind that Hamilton will easily Hamilton the BBC's Sports Hamilton of the Year Hamilton.
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