Bit of untidy Police Parking

[Helluvaname]

OK, I know it's in the Sun, but it sounds a bit 'careless' at the very least? http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007400561,00.html 

[thehappyotter]

Someone is about to get rather a bollocking and, far more importantly, weeks of ribbing and ridicule in the Parade Room.

A lad on my shift put a car in a ditch a couple of months ago, he's still feeling the pain. From the rest of us...

Character building boss. Honest.

[Spokey]

Not Vonhosen, was it?

[esselte]

thehappyotter said:

Someone is about to get rather a bollocking and, far more importantly, weeks of ribbing and ridicule in the Parade Room.

A lad on my shift put a car in a ditch a couple of months ago, he's still feeling the pain. From the rest of us...

Character building boss. Honest.

Whilst I share your view on this I can't help but wonder what the BiB's reaction (especially certain ones on here) would be if this were a MoP planting their car in someone's garden......

[thehappyotter]

In my force all Polacs must me attended by a supervisor and if injury has been reported then the accident investigators will attend.

I have known a number of officers be taken to court as a result of Polacs.

It my not be the same in all forces but up here we are looked at with the upmost scrutiny by the Professional Standards Department should we crash.

We also have a seperate 'police licence' which, should there not be enough evidence to take an officer to court, will get points on it.

Get 12 and you loose your permit. I've got three for reversing into a lamp post on mine... plonker.

[Glassman]

[Hooli]

thehappyotter said:

I've got three for reversing into a lamp post on mine... plonker.

done that, tree/coach style - no back window you see. embaressing isnt it?

[Mr_annie_vxr]

esselte said:

thehappyotter said:

Someone is about to get rather a bollocking and, far more importantly, weeks of ribbing and ridicule in the Parade Room.

A lad on my shift put a car in a ditch a couple of months ago, he's still feeling the pain. From the rest of us...

Character building boss. Honest.

Whilst I share your view on this I can't help but wonder what the BiB's reaction (especially certain ones on here) would be if this were a MoP planting their car in someone's garden......

It would depend on whose fault it was. The article states the police vehicle swerved to avoid another vehicle. I would wait for all the facts to come in before I made a decision about culpability.

[thehappyotter]

I did take a while to live down. We'd got a saloon whilst the estate was in for repair and I misjudged where the boot ended.

What was a worse punishment was that I had to make the tea for a month!

[Jules360]

Mr_annie_vxr said:

esselte said:

thehappyotter said:

Someone is about to get rather a bollocking and, far more importantly, weeks of ribbing and ridicule in the Parade Room.

A lad on my shift put a car in a ditch a couple of months ago, he's still feeling the pain. From the rest of us...

Character building boss. Honest.

Whilst I share your view on this I can't help but wonder what the BiB's reaction (especially certain ones on here) would be if this were a MoP planting their car in someone's garden......

It would depend on whose fault it was. The article states the police vehicle swerved to avoid another vehicle. I would wait for all the facts to come in before I made a decision about culpability.

Clearly driving far too fast in a residential area. Must admit i am surprised this could happen to a driver who's training makes him infallible, even at high speed. Never mind, as you BiBs say, will induce some mirth down the station, although i wonder if you would find it so funny should a MoP do the same?
Don't forget, as you hide behind bushes to teach us ... SPEED KILLS

Edited by Jules360 on Friday 31st August 20:40

[John57]

Jules360 said:

Mr_annie_vxr said:

esselte said:

thehappyotter said:

Someone is about to get rather a bollocking and, far more importantly, weeks of ribbing and ridicule in the Parade Room.

A lad on my shift put a car in a ditch a couple of months ago, he's still feeling the pain. From the rest of us...

Character building boss. Honest.

Whilst I share your view on this I can't help but wonder what the BiB's reaction (especially certain ones on here) would be if this were a MoP planting their car in someone's garden......

It would depend on whose fault it was. The article states the police vehicle swerved to avoid another vehicle. I would wait for all the facts to come in before I made a decision about culpability.

Clearly driving far too fast in a residential area. Must admit i am surprised this could happen to a driver who's training makes him infallible, even at high speed. Never mind, as you BiBs say, will induce some mirth down the station, although i wonder if you would find it so funny should a MoP do the same?
Don't forget, as you hide behind bushes to teach us ... SPEED KILLS

Edited by Jules360 on Friday 31st August 20:40

You're not looking for a bite .... are you

[Egbert Nobacon]

Spokey said:

Not Vonhosen, was it?

No apparently he is perfect in every way

[Mr_annie_vxr]

John57 said:

Jules360 said:

Mr_annie_vxr said:

esselte said:

thehappyotter said:

Someone is about to get rather a bollocking and, far more importantly, weeks of ribbing and ridicule in the Parade Room.

A lad on my shift put a car in a ditch a couple of months ago, he's still feeling the pain. From the rest of us...

Character building boss. Honest.

Whilst I share your view on this I can't help but wonder what the BiB's reaction (especially certain ones on here) would be if this were a MoP planting their car in someone's garden......

It would depend on whose fault it was. The article states the police vehicle swerved to avoid another vehicle. I would wait for all the facts to come in before I made a decision about culpability.

Clearly driving far too fast in a residential area. Must admit i am surprised this could happen to a driver who's training makes him infallible, even at high speed. Never mind, as you BiBs say, will induce some mirth down the station, although i wonder if you would find it so funny should a MoP do the same?
Don't forget, as you hide behind bushes to teach us ... SPEED KILLS

Edited by Jules360 on Friday 31st August 20:40

You're not looking for a bite .... are you

Takes a bit more than ill-informed comments to make me bite.

[carrotchomper]

Jules360 said:

i wonder if you would find it so funny should a MoP do the same?

Well actually, down my nick, we find it extremely funny when anyone, BiB or public, plants their vehicle in a similarly ludicrous manner, provided no-one is hurt or loses a bollock.

[Jules360]

Mr_annie_vxr said:

John57 said:

Jules360 said:

Mr_annie_vxr said:

esselte said:

thehappyotter said:

Someone is about to get rather a bollocking and, far more importantly, weeks of ribbing and ridicule in the Parade Room.

A lad on my shift put a car in a ditch a couple of months ago, he's still feeling the pain. From the rest of us...

Character building boss. Honest.

Whilst I share your view on this I can't help but wonder what the BiB's reaction (especially certain ones on here) would be if this were a MoP planting their car in someone's garden......

It would depend on whose fault it was. The article states the police vehicle swerved to avoid another vehicle. I would wait for all the facts to come in before I made a decision about culpability.

Clearly driving far too fast in a residential area. Must admit i am surprised this could happen to a driver who's training makes him infallible, even at high speed. Never mind, as you BiBs say, will induce some mirth down the station, although i wonder if you would find it so funny should a MoP do the same?
Don't forget, as you hide behind bushes to teach us ... SPEED KILLS

Edited by Jules360 on Friday 31st August 20:40

You're not looking for a bite .... are you

Takes a bit more than ill-informed comments to make me bite.

Have the same info as you , my friend

[Terzo123]

BIB drive under their own personal licence up in Scotland

[Deadly Dog]

I still think Derbyshire's Aquaplod take some beating. This bunch make the Keystone Cops look like polished professionals.

I'm sure Peugeot's marketing execs could use this video in the next generation 407 ads.

"All this time you played me for fool. But now I know what I have to do..."

Edited by Deadly Dog on Friday 31st August 23:17

[Dibble]

Pah. Amateur...

[renrut]

carrotchomper said:

Jules360 said:

i wonder if you would find it so funny should a MoP do the same?

Well actually, down my nick, we find it extremely funny when anyone, BiB or public, plants their vehicle in a similarly ludicrous manner, provided no-one is hurt or loses a bollock.

Does it not hurt to lose a bollock then?

[bob1179]

Dibble said:

Pah. Amateur...

Dibs, I've seen this piccie before, how pray tell did that happen? (Apologies if you've already explained it to death.)