Efficient and cheap way to Lighten you Elise

[Gooby]

Take the seats out and clean under them.

I generally like to keep my car clean so god knows what is under many of the seats out there.

I managed to fill a shopping bag with the rubbish from under the seats.
I found 2 pens, both of them quite nice and I can only account for one.
£4.96 in assorted change
Tesco club card, which I had been telling Mrs Gooby I didnt have (Sorry darling)
Mrs Gooby's favourite (expensive) sunglasses which I had been telling her I didnt have (really sorry darling)
My old mobile phone - been looking for that for ages!
2.5 pairs of cufflinks (if anyone has seen a single "asprin" holder cufflink, containing an asprin, please can you return it to me)
2 lens caps for my cameras
A nice bar of turkish delight, yum!
about a packet of mouldy crisps
8 cd's. only one remains playable
A dog colar, from when Daisy was a pup
Enough packets of chewing gum so I dont have to buy any for a month.
A 2 gig USB memory stick

[Philygumbo]

I might take my seats out tomorrow, if I find the other cufflink I'll let you know.

[cockneydevil]

You dirty f***er lol!!!

[MiniDiva]

you're lucky - I only found 17p and a load of cat hair when I cleaned under the seats in my new car.

[Gooby]

MiniDiva said:

you're lucky - I only found 17p and a load of cat hair when I cleaned under the seats in my new car.

I also did the poonjero - I cant describe the poo I found in there. Interestingly, I did find some japanese money!

[deepseatiger]

Apparently i can lighten mine by 16 stone just dont get in it

[Gooby]

deepseatiger said:

Apparently i can lighten mine by 16 stone just dont get in it

You could minimise the 16 stone with a beyonet! (hypothetically) oops - I didnt mean hypothetically, I ment ... ... something else.. .. oh god - this thread is about to be removed.....

[deepseatiger]

Gooby said:

deepseatiger said:

Apparently i can lighten mine by 16 stone just dont get in it

You could minimise the 16 stone with a beyonet! (hypothetically) oops - I didnt mean hypothetically, I ment ... ... something else.. .. oh god - this thread is about to be removed.....

yes im shocked at the sublime message and vieled threat you have hidden by reading it backwards in a mirror by moonlight shame on you hope this is okay to reply to

Edited by deepseatiger on Sunday 2nd September 22:27

[cyberface]

Gooby said:

2.5 pairs of cufflinks (if anyone has seen a single "asprin" holder cufflink, containing an asprin, please can you return it to me)

Cufflinks containing pills??? Clever, never seen that before For when work gets *really* boring, right?

[mahju]

I've not yet taken the seats out... is it dead simple? if not anyone got a link to a how to?

[NathanE]

How the **** did you put up with all that rattling, scraping and reverb when cornering hard or idling in traffic???