R1 not Quick Enough!!???

[The Tramp]

Think I've found first upgrade on Chilli's new bike???!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-YZF-R1-Turbo-Yamaha-R...

[anonymous-user]

Just think how much quicker he could go through hedges on that . . .


Sorry mate . . .

[Chilli]

Christ... 200bhp! What's a normal R1...170-180?

Shall I ring the insurance company for a laugh??!!

[308mate]

Chilli said:

What's a normal R1...170-180?

As a non owner Chilli, we regret that we cannot disclose a stock R1's true power figures.

They are divulged only upon actual ownership. It involves meeting at a secret location where you must endure ritualised torture to your nipples and have your scrotum shaved. Even then you only get the figures for your particular model and its only accurate to within 10hp either way. The US Defence force adds a deliberate margin of error for security purposes.

You just wouldnt understand.

[mc101]

308mate said:

Chilli said:

What's a normal R1...170-180?

They are divulged only upon actual ownership. It involves meeting at a secret location where you must endure ritualised torture to your nipples and have your scrotum shaved.

I thought you said torture ?

[Chilli]

mc101 said:

308mate said:

Chilli said:

What's a normal R1...170-180?

They are divulged only upon actual ownership. It involves meeting at a secret location where you must endure ritualised torture to your nipples and have your scrotum shaved.

I thought you said torture ?

Absolutely....I'd be well up for some of that...Where do I sign up??!!

[308mate]

Chilli said:

Absolutely....I'd be well up for some of that...Where do I sign up??!!

Hope THIS helps

[Chilli]

308mate said:

Chilli said:

Absolutely....I'd be well up for some of that...Where do I sign up??!!

Hope THIS helps

Great...Another sleepness night wondering "what if"!!!