Melted.
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stuttgartmetal

Original Poster:

8,167 posts

247 months

Monday 1st October 2007
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Covin eh ?
And Im not not talkin the fancy plaster stuff.




I love it when these come up.
Amazing how much mazuma guys shell out on them.
This ones got cup 3 s on it.

They are a bit like meeting your girlfriends family for the first time.
They look sort of similar, with an indefinable ugliness quotent factored in.
This one looks like its melted in the sun.







And theres always a bit of a horror story bit about them.
Ill set the scene.
Down a Kentish lane, at about 11 oclock in December, you could convince yourself, or someone else its a Porsche.
You're on the pull and you've scored!
"Come on Baby, back to my place" you softly whisper in her ear.
The Porsche keyring lightly thrown and deftly caught in one hand, that subtle wink, and lingering look.

However as soon as you've open that door, its Jason and Freddy time.
Haloween all over again.
A right horror story



Back seat view



Fat chance buddy, I bet is smells like last weeks rugby kit, left to long in your bag.
TeeHee.

Flea





SpeedFreakDave

860 posts

243 months

Monday 1st October 2007
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its the interior that does it for me - fookin awful! Why would you bother

Is that a quick shift gearstick, always wondered what they looked like! hahaha

wildoliver

9,322 posts

247 months

Monday 1st October 2007
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I've just been reduced in to hysterical laughter, is that triumph spitfire "wood" and dash bits?

ADDLED

149 posts

233 months

Monday 1st October 2007
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Jeez man, where did you see that? Even the pedals look like theyve been varnished.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Monday 1st October 2007
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looks like it broke it's back

nervous

24,050 posts

261 months

Monday 1st October 2007
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sleep envy said:
looks like it broke it's back
on that mountain youre always inviting me to?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Monday 1st October 2007
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evenin' cowboy

/drawl

nervous

24,050 posts

261 months

Monday 1st October 2007
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howdee ess eee.

ChesterDog

329 posts

296 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2007
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I've seen one with really quite a realistic (in a very low rent sort of way) interior. But it does beg the question'why?'

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

302 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2007
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nervous said:
sleep envy said:
looks like it broke it's back
on that mountain youre always inviting me to?
Look, will you two stop flirting.

Paramount

103 posts

243 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2007
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This is a fantastic post

Any one got any more ?

rubystone

11,254 posts

290 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2007
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Dunno what's wrong with the interior. ISTR seeing a 996 with wood on the dashboard and door cappings.


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