Why do trafpol have moustaches?

[AJS-]

Why do so many traffic policemen have moustaches?
Is there any other group where a hairy top lip goes with the job?
Does it help them perform their duties?

[Marki]

Its like truckers having sweaty arm pits and smelling bad , it goes with the job

[AJS-]

Yeah but they spend all day sitting in a truck cab and live on bacon butties. Sweaty pits are inevitable.

[oggs]

Marki said:

Its like truckers having sweaty arm pits and smelling bad , it goes with the job

[Marki]

oggs said:

Marki said:

Its like truckers having sweaty arm pits and smelling bad , it goes with the job

Thanks the feeling is mutual

[cloggy]

They want to look like their mothers.

[Sheriff JWPepper]

AJS- said:

Why do so many traffic policemen have moustaches?
Is there any other group where a hairy top lip goes with the job?
Does it help them perform their duties?

Quite true - this was our very own hirsute Vonhosen in his prime.

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ETA: As you were.

Edited by Sheriff JWPepper on Wednesday 24th October 15:17

[Plotloss]

Hairsuite?

Does he have a mohair settee then?

[Sheriff JWPepper]

^ Move along now there's nothing to see here.

[Flat in Fifth]

Sheriff JWPepper said:

^ Move along now there's nothing to see here.

Quite, gets my vote for thread of the year, category pointless shite.

[Spokey]

Something to do with draconian enforcement of unnatural rules, perhaps?

[AJS-]

Ahhh look at this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3392809.stm 

One explanation. Is there a similar scheme in the UK?

[cloggy]

AJS- said:

Ahhh look at this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3392809.stm 

One explanation. Is there a similar scheme in the UK?

Must be.

[blueyes]

One would have thought that it's a convenient place to store the excess sugar from hastily consumed doughnuts.

[John57]

blueyes said:

One would have thought that it's a convenient place to store the excess sugar from hastily consumed doughnuts.

No doughnut is ever hastily consumed ... the public have to wait

[mel]

cloggy said:

They want to look like their mothers.

But not many know who they are.

[Hooli]

cloggy said:

They want to look like their mothers.

[vonhosen]

Sheriff JWPepper said:

AJS- said:

Why do so many traffic policemen have moustaches?
Is there any other group where a hairy top lip goes with the job?
Does it help them perform their duties?

Quite true - this was our very own hirsute Vonhosen in his prime.

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ETA: As you were.

Edited by Sheriff JWPepper on Wednesday 24th October 15:17

I've put on a fair bit of weight since that was taken. I've also acquired a larger hat & as a result my ears can longer stop it falling down over my eyes.

[WildCat]

vonhosen said:

Sheriff JWPepper said:

AJS- said:

Why do so many traffic policemen have moustaches?
Is there any other group where a hairy top lip goes with the job?
Does it help them perform their duties?

Quite true - this was our very own hirsute Vonhosen in his prime.

#

ETA: As you were.

Edited by Sheriff JWPepper on Wednesday 24th October 15:17

I've put on a fair bit of weight since that was taken. I've also acquired a larger hat & as a result my ears can longer stop it falling down over my eyes.

Liebchen

:love;

Might I suggest a diet with the 5 portion of fruit/veg per day und a few less doughnuts?

Now I agree that my cousin BIB complain they cannot resist my home made versions which are fried in either olive or sunflower oils.. und drained competely .. before dousing in silverspoon "lite" und filled with my own home made jams .. und something "special" with digestive OOOOOOOMPH from back home .. but after which the family BiB/GiB do not dare to drive

But Liebchen.. you have greatest sense of humour here. I do you really. I do really want your type out there. I am sure you have more discretion than you lead us to believe :wink:

[Mr2Mike]

Sheriff JWPepper said:

Quite true - this was our very own hirsute Vonhosen in his prime.

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The horses arse on the left?

Sorry Von!

Edited by Mr2Mike on Wednesday 24th October 22:19