Idiot bike messengers
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phoenixblend

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216 posts

228 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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Heres a video from NY by some bike messengers behaving like idiots.

http://www.boreme.com//boreme/funny-2007/bike-mess...

Their skills are impressive but its soooo stupid and at 2:47 he nearly runs down a little girl.
Utter idiots.

Furberger

719 posts

230 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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no he doesn't.

that video is quality.

phoenixblend

Original Poster:

216 posts

228 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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Furberger said:
no he doesn't.

that video is quality.
Does - With a furry hooded coat.

Peter Ward

2,097 posts

287 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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It's hard enough sometimes crossing the roads in NYC without cyclists totally ignoring the rules. If they want to dodge between the cars that's up to them, but ignoring pedestrians with right of way on crossings is mad.

711

806 posts

256 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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I saw a cycle courier screw up in Montreal last summer. He tried to cut across the back of a car that was braking and ended up steaming straight into the back of it at full pelt.

I didn't laugh at all.

Karma will most definately get these guys. As the old saying goes:

There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots....

tigger1

8,478 posts

252 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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Awesome video -some very "bold" decisions made about traffic there.

With the helmet cam, it's interesting to see that at times the rider is paying more attention to other cyclists than cars - possibly as the chances of collision with them are higher!

The speeds these guys were hitting gaps is incredible, and very frightening.

A small list of very dangerous moments - but by no means conclusive!

Good Skitch at 3:16
Near miss with cyclist at 3:49
Strokes a bus??? 5:10
Near head-on with bike! 5:34


Edited by tigger1 on Thursday 15th November 11:57

mark69sheer

3,906 posts

233 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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idiots. absolute idiots.

No kudos there from me. They are just a fatality waiting to happen either them or a pedestrian..

Furberger

719 posts

230 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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phoenixblend said:
Furberger said:
no he doesn't.

that video is quality.
Does - With a furry hooded coat.
Doesn't - She stops, he goes for the gap. He's also going pretty slow at that stage so could have stopped. This view only gives a very blinkered view of what he can see and indeed what he is looking at. It only shows you which directing his head is pointing, not where his eyes are pointing. I think if you look closely, they make eye contact and he goes for it.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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Very old clip...

When I take over, ALL cyclists will be shot held in camps...

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

265 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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The gaps aren't as narrow as you'd think, its pretty easy with drop bars to squeeze through anything. The camera just makes it look more impressive than it really is. Same with their speed.

clonmult

10,529 posts

240 months

Thursday 15th November 2007
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Whilst I may cycle like a loon at times, I'll always stop for pedestrians.

Which seems pretty rare for cars in London. Zebra crossings seem to be invisible to half the city motorists.

streaky

19,311 posts

280 months

Friday 16th November 2007
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Hopefully the effect of a narrow saddle will be to ensure Darwinian Theory is realised - Streaky

WildCat

8,369 posts

274 months

Friday 16th November 2007
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streaky said:
Hopefully the effect of a narrow saddle will be to ensure Darwinian Theory is realised - Streaky
They now fill these with some gel substance to preserve the family jewels wink

They do have some very funny terms for their skills though.. They look quite rudey..und perhaps tell me something about pysche of the average muesli muncher. honking. There ist another techy skill term which even more rudey sounding to me - if taken out of context wink - but this lead to greatest bother from the muesli munchers who are a bit sensitive about their bits und bobs! paperbag

But even so... does not matter if on bike or cyclist think he has the Space und Time to "honk und bonk" his way through - pedestrian there.. all unpredictable und prone to run in anything but the right direction. Thus had he collided with her - he would have been held just as liable as the one done for causing the death of that chap couple of month back. You can kill someone on a bicycle just as easily as you can kill someone when driving if not careful. In fact .. I seem to recall reading stats suggesting KSI being very high when we travel by horsey und carriage - which also led to laws about riding horses. wink in towns wink und our keep to right on continent und keep to left in UK wink

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

286 months

Friday 16th November 2007
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Utter, utter retards. There are no "skills" shown in that video other than the total disregard for any road laws and the safety of pedestrians and other road users. I wouldn't shed a tear if they all managed to win top spot in the Darwin awards.

rsv gone!

11,288 posts

272 months

Friday 16th November 2007
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I thought it was a hilarious video, in a scary, voyeuristic way. In the same way as I like watching that nutter Ghostrider.

Keep it up our sleeves until Cyling Plus go on another of their self-righteous rants.