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boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Just popped out to lunch only to discover that all 4 of my dust caps have been pinched! I wouldnt mind if they were the original black things but these were "Ebay" specials with "Lotus" on them! Regardles of how cheap they were, what gives anyone the right to touch another man/womens car! The spun* bubbles.......

Conian

8,030 posts

232 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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It wasn't Pikies, it was the Taste-Police helping to make your car from being chavvy.
Tomorrow your fluffy dice and blue LED windscreen washer jets will vanish too wink

Grinnders

1,558 posts

235 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Conian said:
It wasn't Pikies, it was the Taste-Police helping to make your car from being chavvy.
Tomorrow your fluffy dice and blue LED windscreen washer jets will vanish too wink
laugh

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

302 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Grinnders said:
Conian said:
It wasn't Pikies, it was the Taste-Police helping to make your car from being chavvy.
Tomorrow your fluffy dice and blue LED windscreen washer jets will vanish too wink
laugh
I had the same thing recently. Had some aluminium Porsche caps pinched outside the flat.

Twice.

Third set were sharpened with a file and smeared with dog sh1t.

All I found was blood. They haven't been back.

boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Conian said:
It wasn't Pikies, it was the Taste-Police helping to make your car from being chavvy.
Tomorrow your fluffy dice and blue LED windscreen washer jets will vanish too wink
Says the porsche driver.... biggrin

tricky 100

954 posts

273 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Basturds !! hope they didnt touch your blue neons!

boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Na i got pink ones..... Seriously though, what right does anyone have to touch something that doesnt belong to them.....

Marki

15,763 posts

301 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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boobles said:
Seriously though, what right does anyone have to touch something that doesnt belong to them.....
Iss da human rights innit

Conian

8,030 posts

232 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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boobles said:
Conian said:
It wasn't Pikies, it was the Taste-Police helping to make your car from being chavvy.
Tomorrow your fluffy dice and blue LED windscreen washer jets will vanish too wink
Says the porsche driver.... biggrin
Fackarf! My neon lights, NO FEAR sticker and large carbon fibre-look wing are highly tasteful! wink You so jealous!

boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Marki said:
boobles said:
Seriously though, what right does anyone have to touch something that doesnt belong to them.....
Iss da human rights innit
Actually your not wrong! I hope they didnt manage to cut themselves whilst un-doing them otherwise i could end up in court....

boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Conian said:
boobles said:
Conian said:
It wasn't Pikies, it was the Taste-Police helping to make your car from being chavvy.
Tomorrow your fluffy dice and blue LED windscreen washer jets will vanish too wink
Says the porsche driver.... biggrin
Fackarf! My neon lights, NO FEAR sticker and large carbon fibre-look wing are highly tasteful! wink You so jealous!
"no fear" sticker, now i am jealous! I so gotta get one innit! biggrin

greysquirrel

786 posts

258 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Marki said:
boobles said:
Seriously though, what right does anyone have to touch something that doesnt belong to them.....
Iss da human rights innit
rofl!

callyman

3,196 posts

243 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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boobles said:
Na i got pink ones..... Seriously though, what right does anyone have to touch something that doesnt belong to them.....
No rights at all. Theft, plain and simple.
Where they not the locking type?

Davey S2

13,394 posts

285 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Its probably a well structured and financed international dust cap theft syndicate who smuggle them out of the country in a condom swallowed by a one legged nicarraguan single mother. Once in the far east they are traded for almost twice the price they cost here. Its a very lucrative market.

Alternatively it could be kids who have pinched them to put on their bikes.

Just buy some plastic ones and stop being such a gjob.

Besides the plastic ones weigh less so you will be sticking to the Chapman principles of lightness.


Gad-Westy

16,646 posts

244 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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I got some wheels fitted to my BMW a few weeks ago and unbeknown to me the garage had fitted chrome dust caps. When I picked the car up, they'd already been stolen. Apparently, they'd been on the car for less than 15 mins. They ended up giving me a new set and a spare set just in case. I think I'd have been happier with one set of the plastic ones TBH.

boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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Ok daveys2 people have the right to touch somebody elses property & thats ok in your own little world but not mine! I was always under the impression that taking something that doesnt belong to you is called stealing nomatter how petty you may think it is & the fact that somebody has even touched my car makes my blood boil especially when you consider that the next time it could be a scratch or even worse that they leave behind! Oh but that is ok isnt it?

Edited by boobles on Monday 26th November 19:02


Edited by boobles on Monday 26th November 19:06

boobles

Original Poster:

15,251 posts

246 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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callyman said:
boobles said:
Na i got pink ones..... Seriously though, what right does anyone have to touch something that doesnt belong to them.....
No rights at all. Theft, plain and simple.
Where they not the locking type?
nope but have just ordered locking ones! I wonder what you happen if i accidently had caught the little scrotes..... scratchchin

gregp

32 posts

233 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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I bought the locking ones, only to discover the grub screws are made of cream cheese! I ended up having to drill them off. The non-locking ones on my wife's car corroded on in just over a week and I had to get a tyre fitter to replace the valves. Basically, not worth the effort!!!!!

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

256 months

Monday 26th November 2007
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same happend to mine when i first bought it.

considerate pikey only took one though . . .

immediately removed the other 3 and replaced with far more usefull standard plastic ones.

i had to replace 2 valves one cos I put stoopid metal dustcaps on my ducati and couldnt get them off!

ETA

if anyone needs 3 branded lotus dustcaps mssg me through profile and they are yours!

Edited by DucatiGary on Monday 26th November 19:24

callyman

3,196 posts

243 months

Tuesday 27th November 2007
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boobles said:
callyman said:
boobles said:
Na i got pink ones..... Seriously though, what right does anyone have to touch something that doesnt belong to them.....
No rights at all. Theft, plain and simple.
Where they not the locking type?
nope but have just ordered locking ones! I wonder what you happen if i accidently had caught the little scrotes..... scratchchin
You'd end up in more trouble than them if you touched them, the world's gone mad remember