Attn all BoLOCs (warning...ghey S2 content)

[subaqua]

My garage clearance is great fun, however as I've decided that selling my old hi-fi separates for less than 100 quid would be madness, I have to get rid of something else.

I've an Elise S2/111R Tigga style front splitter, that is now cluttering up my garage so I'm looking for a good home for it... Its a simple job to bolt on to the front clam and undertray, though I'm sure Tim wil be along shortly to advise the use of copious amounts of silkaflex too, as there have been a few reported issues of bolted ones parting company with the front clam at track speeds.

All important details... its UNUSED in black gelcoat, though could be painted to suit any Elise S2, cost new would be 99 quid all in, plus a trip to Tigga's in Slough to pick it up (assuming he has any).

I'm asking.... absolutely nothing at all.... even free delivery if you are in the Bournemouth, Christchurch or Poole (well East of the Upton by-pass anyway). If you aren't in the area, you have to come and pick it up by 5pm this Friday.

First BoLOC to say they want it and can fulfill the delivery requirement gets it... though latecomers could bribe their way up the list with the promise of free white russians, or ghey s2 style cocktails at the Xmas party the week after next.

So who's first???

Edited by subaqua on Wednesday 28th November 13:47

[ptp170]

I'm not a BOLOC, but do I count?

[lotustuart]

as an official boloc I `ll have it if its still there!!

[subaqua]

Sorry PTP, I'd love to let you in on the deal, but I've had Stuey on the phone already and he's promised me all the white russians I can drink










not to mention he's the size of a brick outhouse and I really, really wouldn't want to disappoint him!

Sold to Lotustu

Edited by subaqua on Wednesday 28th November 15:16

[lotustuart]

subaqua said:

Sorry PTP, I'd love to let you in on the deal, but I've had Stuey on the phone already and he's promised me all the white russians I can drink










not to mention he's the size of a brick outhouse and I really, really wouldn't want to disappoint him!

Sold to Lotustu

Edited by subaqua on Wednesday 28th November 15:16

Ta matey. you`re safe for now! see ya tomorrow.

[ptp170]

[cheekymonkey]

bolocs that would have been just the ticket for me, as you know i'd been thinking of getting one jsut couldn't be arsed with collecting from tigga...

what if i get there before stu...

how about a couple of B52's with absinthe top (tried at recent stag do in portugal!)

Edited by cheekymonkey on Wednesday 28th November 20:34

[lotustuart]

cheekymonkey said:

bolocs that would have been just the ticket for me, as you know i'd been thinking of getting one jsut couldn't be arsed with collecting from tigga...

what if i get there before stu...

how about a couple of B52's with absinthe top (tried at recent stag do in portugal!)

Edited by cheekymonkey on Wednesday 28th November 20:34

Oi you! The deals been done!

[S Works]

Make sure you fit it with some big-assed washers to spread the stress properly. And don't let some stupid bint tread on it.

[cheekymonkey]

ok, fair enough big man, but when it's still in the corner of your garage 3 mths later you'll have to pass it onto me

lotustuart said:

cheekymonkey said:

bolocs that would have been just the ticket for me, as you know i'd been thinking of getting one jsut couldn't be arsed with collecting from tigga...

what if i get there before stu...

how about a couple of B52's with absinthe top (tried at recent stag do in portugal!)

Edited by cheekymonkey on Wednesday 28th November 20:34

Oi you! The deals been done!

[lotustuart]

cheekymonkey said:

ok, fair enough big man, but when it's still in the corner of your garage 3 mths later you'll have to pass it onto me

lotustuart said:

cheekymonkey said:

bolocs that would have been just the ticket for me, as you know i'd been thinking of getting one jsut couldn't be arsed with collecting from tigga...

what if i get there before stu...

how about a couple of B52's with absinthe top (tried at recent stag do in portugal!)

Edited by cheekymonkey on Wednesday 28th November 20:34

Oi you! The deals been done!

If that is the case then you`ll get first refusal!

[village idiot]

will it fit on the front of an alfa?

[Gooby]

Dont let stooie have it - his car spends all its time in the garage or with a large prison warder stuffed in the engine bay.


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...Doh

[S2Dave]

village idiot said:

will it fit on the front of an alfa?

[S Works]

S2Dave said:

village idiot said:

will it fit on the front of a non-running alfa?

[Philygumbo]

Sounds like velcro will hold it well enough, it's only going to be up on ramps in one garage or another.

[village idiot]

S Works said:

S2Dave said:

village idiot said:

will it fit on the front of a non-running alfa?

i'll have you know that having broken it after owning it for less than 5 days, it's now back with a fresh MOT...

so let's not talk about the impending £1.5k's worth of suspension work and the overdue cambelt service... hey ho... what do you expect for £2.5k!

[village idiot]

okay okay... do i've broken it again... the maf sensor appears to be buggered and i had to limp home with the engine refusing the rev over 2,750rpm...

.... so i'm now one month in... had the use of the car for about 5 days in total... it's broken down twice in that period and my average mpg during the period (only 100 miles covered in total to so) is about 20mpg.... hmmmmmmmmm.... time to buy another lotus methinks... they are positively germanic in their reliability in comparison with this barge-like shitter

[S2Dave]

Sorry to hear, Bummer