Beach stolen

[streaky]

Land-locked Hungary has no natural beaches, so the town of Mindszentas imported tonnes of sand to create one. On Christmas Eve, managers noticed that the wooden shops, the playground rides, the beach-huts and sun-loungers had been stolen from the site (which was closed for the winter) ... along with 6,000 cubic metres of sand .

The local police are investigating, but think the beach has been stolen by an international gang [or perhaps a local builder - S].

Streaky

Ain't life a beach?

[Jasandjules]

Pssst, can I interest you in some black market sand?!?!?!

Hardly the work of the master criminals? Hey Luigi, let's steal the Crown Juwels.. No my friend, I have a better idea... Do you see that beach!??!