Joke of the year
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Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia
Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
dos 12s said:
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband " i must confess darling, i was a hooker!".
He says "thats alrite, dear. Your past is your past, but i must admit that i find it quiet erotic.
tell me about it".
She replies, " well, my name was Nigel, and i played for Wigan".
He says "thats alrite, dear. Your past is your past, but i must admit that i find it quiet erotic.
tell me about it".
She replies, " well, my name was Nigel, and i played for Wigan".
An Asian woman goes into a bank in Perth WA and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller:
"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo my money, today I only get a hunat eighty?"
The teller says very slowly: "Fluctuations"
The Asian woman replies: "Fluc you Ozzies too !
"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo my money, today I only get a hunat eighty?"
The teller says very slowly: "Fluctuations"
The Asian woman replies: "Fluc you Ozzies too !
2 Chimps in the bath
1st chimp says "Woooo oooo oooo ooooh!".
2nd chimp says "I told you it was hot!".
A couple of days after Mr and Mrs Smith had some experimental sex; Mr smith goes to the doctor with a sore foot.
Dr says "You have syphillis between your toes".
"Strange, that" says Mr Smith.
"Not as strange as yesterday when your wife came in with athletes tw*t!" the Dr replies.
1st chimp says "Woooo oooo oooo ooooh!".
2nd chimp says "I told you it was hot!".
A couple of days after Mr and Mrs Smith had some experimental sex; Mr smith goes to the doctor with a sore foot.
Dr says "You have syphillis between your toes".
"Strange, that" says Mr Smith.
"Not as strange as yesterday when your wife came in with athletes tw*t!" the Dr replies.
Demolition Man said:
An Asian woman goes into a bank in Perth WA and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller:
"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo my money, today I only get a hunat eighty?"
The teller says very slowly: "Fluctuations"
The Asian woman replies: "Fluc you Ozzies too !
chinwaaaaaaaaaaa's"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo my money, today I only get a hunat eighty?"
The teller says very slowly: "Fluctuations"
The Asian woman replies: "Fluc you Ozzies too !
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