Truckers Delights

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I have been a truck driver for 20 years & i think its really sad to see all these Europeans getting stuck in the good old British traffic jam.
It used to be that you would see the odd Frog,German or Turk but now there are enough of them to make there own jams but who cares?this government want to stuff up the transport industry like they have managed with most of the british industry.
But what makes me bloody furious is seeing that bloody Frenchie sat in the middle lane of the jam watching a bloody DVD on his laptop and i dont know who started it but then comes the Polish truck with a million bloody fairy lights on it and wowie!!!!!!!!!!!! so as not to be outdone her comes your british Tanker driver with lights all the way up both sides of his cab a stupid seat shaped light on his passenger seat and that many bloody lights on his trailer that he is shit scared to indicate that he is pulling out for fear of blowing a bloody fuse.
Oh yes then you got the blue light brigade,come and see the blue lights in a pretty pattern on my grill,whoopie bet we got em on Ebay,how bloody pathetic you all look,just get in your bloody truck and drive it,if you can afford all them lights your getting paid too much