gatso detection and playing them at thier own game
gatso detection and playing them at thier own game
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piquet

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637 posts

277 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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just a thought i had the other day, i don't know if it is actually possible, please comment if any ones knows

my understanding of gatso cameras is they sent out continual radar waves that then use the doppler effect ie the change in frequency of the returned radar to calculate speed, and to get evidence, they trigger the double flash and mr policeman gets a nice photo of the back of your car.

my idea is this, place on the front of the car a radar transmitter, beaming out radar waves of the same frequncy that a gatso gets back if the car was doing say 100mph, being aimed down and forwards of the car, the gatso, which must be pretty sensitive to pick up the scatter, then thinks that there is a whole queue of traffic doing 100 plus whatever you're doing ( as the doppler would work that way as well) the result, one very expnsive strobe light.

so you would drive along then suddenly the gatso in front of you would go into strobe light mode, alerting you to it's presence and allowing you to slow down, it would work even betterif you had cars in front to bounce the radar off. Not only would the strobe effect alert you to an active camera, but it would waste huge amounts of film which they would pay to get developed only to show empty roads and cars doing the correct speed when compared with the calibration lines in the road, i don't know but even if you didn't slow down, then your false signal to the gatso should make it claim they you're going much faster, so the radar speed and the photographs would show inconsitent data and they couldn't do you ( my undertsanding being the reason for the lines in the road is so that they have two forms of data showing what speed you were doing, which they need to prosecute you)

obviously it would be branded evil etc, but the company line would be, well it's just showing you were the cameras are to remind you to check your speed, just like the reason they paint them yellow

any comments?

pk

rich 36

13,739 posts

286 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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Piquet, I like the cut of your jib young man,
good work so far, now develop yuor ideas to such a point that i can buy one from you.

Pesty

42,655 posts

276 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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I still recon sitting in a bush with an air riffle and a bag full of pelets till it runs out off film would be cheaper. (might have to be fcuking big pellets mind )

burning the fcukers would be more satisfying

rich 36

13,739 posts

286 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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Yoo, sitsdribblingatscreenwithboxofcooksmatchesinbothhands

sheepy

3,164 posts

269 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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Pesty said:

burning the fcukers would be more satisfying


Nah, just mount a tin can on a string and stand in front of the camera whilst whirling the can round your head. Whirl the can fast enough and smile for the camera (this *should* work).

Actually wear a "Tony B'liar" mask whilst doing this, and really confuse the camera operators

rich 36

13,739 posts

286 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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Catering size Nescafe do?

Pesty

42,655 posts

276 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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lol I would try that if I lived near one

I'm not far away from a truvelo here in Telford Its been got to before and repaired. its very very low compaired to others I have seen must be vulnerable.

It there a way of setting these things off? can you get to the wires going under the road?

FourWheelDrift

91,537 posts

304 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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What you need is a Directional Microwave EMP Rifle or Military Magnetron. www.plans-kits.com/kits/index.html

A device such as this can be made the size of a super soaker water gun, it operates at 9.2GHz and with a properly tuned horn antenna will have an effective range of over 300 yards (possibly more with larger antenna). Such a device could possibly cause semiconductors to burn out, microprocessors to malfunction, inductors to counter induce and create CEMF, induce RF noise, cause ionization of air or gases, cause junction rectification and erase computer data on hard drives, disk and solid state device.

Connect this to a standard Radar detector or laser detection system and you'll not only find the cameras but knock them out at the same time.

Disclaimer - I have no idea what I'm talking about and was given these details and the website link above by a giant white rabbit called Harvey.

Pesty

42,655 posts

276 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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I'm no expert but that dosnt sound healthy for your engine management better not to have it near your or any one elses car.


mind you a hand held devise mmmmmm

Pesty

42,655 posts

276 months

Saturday 19th July 2003
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Ive just had a look at that web site

there is a kit that seems to be able to take out electrical devises with an emp from 6 foot away. the kit costs $30 and fits in you pocket.

Veerrry interesting Mu hA ha



edited to add what a fcuking mess one of those would make to a scamrera van especialy if they have the engine on for the air con van and camera fcuked up beyond economical repair in seconds.

>> Edited by Pesty on Saturday 19th July 23:29

lemansman

77 posts

282 months

Sunday 20th July 2003
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Interesting stuff indeed how about the "GARAGE DOOR CODE FINDER This kit works very well. It will open almost all major brands of electronic garage doors on the market operating within the 300-312MHz band. This device is newly revised using preassembled modules for easy construction and greater accuracy. It operates at 12-bits. This kit allows for future upgrading by adding more transmitter modules for multiple frequency operation. This device will also bypass the new smart chip technology (code changer chip). It scans all possible codes within 7-12 minutes. Range is between 100-300 feet."

Better lock your electric garage doors as well!!

LMM

ATG

22,702 posts

292 months

Sunday 20th July 2003
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EMF kit is cool, but often impratical as it is highly recommended that you wrap tin foil round the old chap and run an earthing strap down the trouser before operating.

Le TVR

3,097 posts

271 months

Monday 21st July 2003
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Just need to find out if the GATSO is X or Ka band. You then appropriate a microwave doppler module with its horn antenna. (as in burglar alarms). Fit an high frequency ramped voltage source and Robert's your mother's brother...

No doubt it would only result in an NIP for "Mach 2.2 and accelerating...."

Now that would be a hanging offence

Alan420

5,618 posts

278 months

Monday 21st July 2003
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Le TVR said:
No doubt it would only result in an NIP for "Mach 2.2 and accelerating...."



icamm

2,153 posts

280 months

Monday 21st July 2003
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It is of course illegal. You need a radio transmission license to be able to do something like this. Plus the licenses are based on the frequency you will use. That is why HAM operators need to go through all those exams. You even need one for a CB radio (although I guess alot of people don't bother).

simonrockman

7,051 posts

275 months

Monday 21st July 2003
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Someone in Hendon go prosecuted for selling devices like this. Not under the Wireless Telegraphy Act, but because they didn't do what he claimed. He got done under the Trades Descrptions Act.

If you are going to break a law, attaching something to your car advertising that you are doing so, is a good way to get caught.

Simon

Le TVR

3,097 posts

271 months

Monday 21st July 2003
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icamm said:
It is of course illegal.


Oh well you'll just have to resort to a nice angular "stealth" body-kit in microwave absorber foam.

Bring back wedges and Esprit S1s......

Apache

39,731 posts

304 months

Monday 21st July 2003
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ATG said:
EMF kit is cool, but often impratical as it is highly recommended that you wrap tin foil round the old chap and run an earthing strap down the trouser before operating.


although last time I looked my old chap didn't have any electronics........
starts thinking about fitting some that will work with a remote button

Alan420

5,618 posts

278 months

Monday 21st July 2003
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Apache said:
starts thinking about fitting some that will work with a remote button



Could be bad if the dog chews the remote!

sidekick

266 posts

271 months

Monday 21st July 2003
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Apache said:

ATG said:
EMF kit is cool, but often impratical as it is highly recommended that you wrap tin foil round the old chap and run an earthing strap down the trouser before operating.



although last time I looked my old chap didn't have any electronics........
starts thinking about fitting some that will work with a remote button


If you used it whilst it's in your trouser pocket your "old chap" probably wouldn't have working bo11ocks either!