footie forum bum fun schocker

[devonshiredave]

http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&goto=91309&#msg_91309 

possibly nsfw but the comments are priceless

[crofty1984]

my word.

[_Batty_]

5 odd inches long and an inch wide

[hornetrider]

That is a legendary forum - I used to waste half my life on there. Think of it as a lower class younger PH - an eclectic mix and top humour!

[rhinochopig]

[kiwisr]

Where's the shocker, most footballers are so far in the closet they are in fcuking Narnia.

[dickymint]

"Isn't it for her lady parts - so as she doesn't get bored whilst you slowly shitbleed to death"

[glazbagun]

I'm speechless.

[Justayellowbadge]

"This can only end in tears"

"In every sense of the word"

[anonymous-user]

I remember a while back suggesting I take my lovely wife up the ass. She said "Fine, as long as I get to buy a dildo and do the same to you afterwards" It put me right off.

[MentalSarcasm]

Oh. My. God.

[MaxAndRuby]

stovey said:

I remember a while back suggesting I take my lovely wife up the ass. She said "Fine, as long as I get to buy a dildo and do the same to you afterwards" It put me right off.

Should've agreed, it's highly unlikely she would've gone to all that bother after you'd had your fun.

[dougc]

MaxAndRuby said:

stovey said:

I remember a while back suggesting I take my lovely wife up the ass. She said "Fine, as long as I get to buy a dildo and do the same to you afterwards" It put me right off.

Should've agreed, it's highly unlikely she would've gone to all that bother after you'd had your fun.

I think I'd need more certainty than 'highly unlikely' before making the deal.

[MentalSarcasm]

MaxAndRuby said:

stovey said:

I remember a while back suggesting I take my lovely wife up the ass. She said "Fine, as long as I get to buy a dildo and do the same to you afterwards" It put me right off.

Should've agreed, it's highly unlikely she would've gone to all that bother after you'd had your fun.

But if she's already that sneaky/forward thinking she'll probably insist she gets to do him first.

[Justayellowbadge]

MentalSarcasm said:

MaxAndRuby said:

stovey said:

I remember a while back suggesting I take my lovely wife up the ass. She said "Fine, as long as I get to buy a dildo and do the same to you afterwards" It put me right off.

Should've agreed, it's highly unlikely she would've gone to all that bother after you'd had your fun.

But if she's already that sneaky/forward thinking she'll probably insist she gets to do him first.

Snakes with schlongs?

[johnfm]

tick tock

[xiphias]

Saw that pic and my sphincter clenched in sympathy. I don't think i'll be having a shit for a week now.

[ganglandboss]

Oh, the things they get up to on Ashtree Close!

[Gizmo535]

I haven't looked as this is a work PC, but please tell me you're not all looking at Goatse?

[MaxAndRuby]

dougc said:

MaxAndRuby said:

stovey said:

I remember a while back suggesting I take my lovely wife up the ass. She said "Fine, as long as I get to buy a dildo and do the same to you afterwards" It put me right off.

Should've agreed, it's highly unlikely she would've gone to all that bother after you'd had your fun.

I think I'd need more certainty than 'highly unlikely' before making the deal.

In the unlikely event you could always entertain it for a cheeky inch or so before screaming uncontrollably and declaring "I've cum." before dismounting.