Im not very horny
Im not very horny
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FUBAR

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17,065 posts

268 months

Saturday 26th January 2008
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The horn on the Cerb has never been brilliant, but since its return from the engine rebuild the anemic 'parp' has turned into a very quiet 'peep'. Most embarrasing paperbag

So, first off, where is the bloody thing located so I can check and make sure something has been stuffed in the hole (oooh matron)? And secondly, has anyone changed/upgraded their horn with a proper "get the fcuk outta my way' type? As a last result, where can I get direct replacement horns from and are they easy to fit for a complete mechanical feckwit like myself (my DIY skills being bouyed by my battery replacement last year wink)?

My brother has a 'bull horn' off his lorry waiting to be installed in his new 4x4, which is absolutely brilliant and can move school kids from roadside to in the bushes from 75 yards hehe but Im not quite sure it would be right for a Cerb smile

Budaholic

1,516 posts

265 months

Saturday 26th January 2008
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Hey Fubes, how about one o' these..... Train Horn

Bud

FUBAR

Original Poster:

17,065 posts

268 months

Saturday 26th January 2008
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Budaholic said:
Hey Fubes, how about one o' these..... Train Horn

Bud
Brilliant rofl

Just what I need! hehe

amazon

3,704 posts

241 months

Saturday 26th January 2008
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Agree with you that the Cerbera horn tone is pathetic - I refuse to use it - ever - I can shout louder (and I'm a lot scarier! ;-).

Not quite sure, however, that I could go with the train horn. I'll wait and see how you get on with it first I think! nuts

How are you btw? smile

Brummmie

5,284 posts

251 months

Saturday 26th January 2008
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Its in front of the radiator, behind the number plate.

FUBAR

Original Poster:

17,065 posts

268 months

Saturday 26th January 2008
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Brummmie said:
Its in front of the radiator, behind the number plate.
Aha, cheers ...even I should be able to find that smile

FUBAR

Original Poster:

17,065 posts

268 months

Saturday 26th January 2008
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Blimey! Ive only gone and fixed it smile

At this rate I'll start self servicing the Cerb wink








but I wont mention that all it was was the airpipe had come off the compressor thingy
paperbag

Chuggaboom

1,152 posts

278 months

Saturday 26th January 2008
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amazon said:
(and I'm a lot scarier! ;-).
suerly not...u seemed quite normal to me (well at least for a cerb owner wink) when we spoke at rockingham.

Carlos29

74 posts

232 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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Train horn is awesome, I want one smile

seriously

amazon

3,704 posts

241 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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Chuggaboom said:
amazon said:
(and I'm a lot scarier! ;-).
suerly not...u seemed quite normal to me (well at least for a cerb owner wink) when we spoke at rockingham.
silly Thanks Grant angel

petclub

5,486 posts

254 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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Isn't the one operated by your right foot loud enough biggrin

mufdady

74 posts

233 months

Tuesday 29th January 2008
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I have a mew horn, have'nt fitted it yet though. If wanna get someone's attention......
just blip the the loud pedal

mufdady

74 posts

233 months

Tuesday 29th January 2008
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I have a mew horn, have'nt fitted it yet though. If wanna get someone's attention......
just blip the the loud pedal

JensenA

5,671 posts

260 months

Tuesday 29th January 2008
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Has anyone here actually ever managed to sound the horn in one of those "$h**t - sound the horn quick before that car hits me" moments ??

PS - That Train Horn video is so childish! (havent laughed so much for ages, I want one)

Edited by JensenA on Tuesday 29th January 13:47


Edited by JensenA on Tuesday 29th January 13:51

WIL35

548 posts

240 months

Tuesday 29th January 2008
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JensenA said:
Has anyone here actually ever managed to sound the horn in one of those "$h**t - sound the horn quick before that car hits me" moments ??

Edited by JensenA on Tuesday 29th January 13:47
I haven't, usually just a flash of the headlights if I'm lucky!

BCA

8,651 posts

287 months

Tuesday 29th January 2008
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windscreen wipers usually... hehe