New Police device: the Muggamatic
New Police device: the Muggamatic
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hertsbiker

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6,443 posts

291 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2003
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Yes, the new Muggamatic 4000 targets muggers at 3 miles with laser, measures their height & weight, while issuing them a court summons within 14 days of the offence.

Joke? too right. All the technology spent trying to catch "speeding" motorists, and precious little spent on other more important issues. Tired line, this "catch real criminals", but how apt. And how about the Police educating road users and/or offering rehabilitation/councelling for the habitual speeder? My speed habit is just as important to me as anyone elses chemical fix.

Nope. None of it. Only revenue, while Johnny Scrote goes about his unlawful business mugging old ladies, the Police continue to mug the motorist.

Speeds maybe down slightly, but numptism is rife, and no one in power seems to have twigged yet.

Angry hat off.

C

count duckula

1,324 posts

294 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2003
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I bet the business plan for the Muggamatic 4000 failed as it would not bring in enough cash.

Malc

deltaf

6,806 posts

273 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2003
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Course it would fail...when did you last see a mugger with a reg plate on his butt?

toad_oftoadhall

936 posts

271 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2003
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deltaf said:
Course it would fail...when did you last see a mugger with a reg plate on his butt?


On a motorway bridge with his scamera.

jacko lah

3,297 posts

269 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2003
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deltaf said:
Course it would fail...when did you last see a mugger with a reg plate on his butt?


It's called visual recognition systems, something I have used in Factory automation to chuck out bad parts, I'm sure it could be developed to recognise known muggers !

Alan420

5,618 posts

278 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2003
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toad_oftoadhall said:

deltaf said:
Course it would fail...when did you last see a mugger with a reg plate on his butt?



On a motorway bridge with his scamera.




ledfoot

777 posts

272 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2003
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jacko lah said:

It's called visual recognition systems, something I have used in Factory automation to chuck out bad parts, I'm sure it could be developed to recognise known muggers !


Actually a system like that already exists. I can remember seeing it on Tomorrows World a few years back
Some police forces have been trialling it linked to existing CCTV systems.

Cooperman

4,428 posts

270 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2003
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If any residents of Cambridgeshire wonder why there are no police about to tackle nightime crime and its impact on the community, read on.
Yesterday, at about 16-00 hours, there was an ANRC van on the A1 near the junction with the A14 at Huntingdon. In attendance as pursuit cars there were five, yes 5, police cars to chase and stop those with no tax discs or with illegally spaced number plates. At two officers per car, plus two in the van, that makes 12 officers in total.
And they claim to be short of resources!

regmolehusband

4,077 posts

277 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2003
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Cooperman - tell it to the local paper!

Cooperman

4,428 posts

270 months

Thursday 24th July 2003
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've written to the Cambs. Polioce Authority and the Daily Mail letters page.

Mr E

22,628 posts

279 months

Thursday 24th July 2003
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ledfoot said:

jacko lah said:

It's called visual recognition systems, something I have used in Factory automation to chuck out bad parts, I'm sure it could be developed to recognise known muggers !



Actually a system like that already exists. I can remember seeing it on Tomorrows World a few years back
Some police forces have been trialling it linked to existing CCTV systems.


Yanks have spent $$$ on something similar in airports after 9/11.

It doesn't work.

jacko lah

3,297 posts

269 months

Thursday 21st August 2003
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Mr E said:

ledfoot said:


jacko lah said:

It's called visual recognition systems, something I have used in Factory automation to chuck out bad parts, I'm sure it could be developed to recognise known muggers !




Actually a system like that already exists. I can remember seeing it on Tomorrows World a few years back
Some police forces have been trialling it linked to existing CCTV systems.



Yanks have spent $$$ on something similar in airports after 9/11.

It doesn't work.


No on my trips to the states recently they were targeting dark haired single men over 5'10". They were not impressed by my Steel Toe Cap Shoes, which I forgot I was wearing (A day at the parent factory)