Jamie's gardener.

[mechsympathy]

Watching Jamie at "Home" last night and something (not very interesting) occurred to me.

Jamie's gardener is:

a) Very dull.

b) Chuck Norris

[Mark Benson]

I got the imppression he was just hacked off at Jamie being there.

"Yeah, so, wight, this pukka asparagus, wight, you go to leave it for the first year, wight, I found that so difficult. etc. etc."

Gardener is thinking "OK, off back to London and leave me alone, I'll grow it, you cook it, you pay me. That's as much contact as I want from you. Leave me alone. No, you're making to talk to you, stop it, go away."

[mechsympathy]

Very true.

[chrisj]

I've always thought he was the human incarnation of Dylan from the Magic Roundabout.