Been nicked for a string of offences......
Discussion
On the way home last night a got pulled over.
One officer come up to me and he said, "Look! Your motor's weaving all over the road!"
I said, "What d'you expect? I'm pissed out of me head!, Fcuk me! Can't you see that? I've got four empty bottles of scotch in the fcuking motor .....
..... I'm swigging a bottle scotch now, .....
..... can't you understand why I'm swerving about? 'c'se I'm fcuking drunk, y' cnut!"
What do you think I'll get?
Would No1 care to comment?
One officer come up to me and he said, "Look! Your motor's weaving all over the road!"
I said, "What d'you expect? I'm pissed out of me head!, Fcuk me! Can't you see that? I've got four empty bottles of scotch in the fcuking motor .....
..... I'm swigging a bottle scotch now, .....
..... can't you understand why I'm swerving about? 'c'se I'm fcuking drunk, y' cnut!"
What do you think I'll get?
Would No1 care to comment?
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