Secret Room!!!!!

[Cap'n Custud]

IN MY CELLER.

My boyfriend has been working on clearing up our celler for the past few days and has just found that there is another room beyond our existing cellar that has been bricked up!

I am so excited, who knows what we are going to find in there. Can't wait to get home.

For some reason I fel like sharing that with you all! Thaks for reading.

[trooperiziz]

Next door's cellar.

[furtive]

Next doors cellar?

EDIT: Gah! too slow

Edited by furtive on Thursday 14th February 13:12

[john_p]

Thread bookmarked.

[Maxymillion]

It'll be some Victorian Paedo buggery room. No treasure, just old strap-ons made of wood and covered in cobwebs with little skeletons shackled to the walls. Dont go home.

[Tony*T3]

Hmmm, nice find. Probably a dungeon used for torturing and murdering you girls. You might even have one still in there, bricked up and left to die.


Sleep nice tonight.

Edited by Tony*T3 on Thursday 14th February 13:12

[rude-boy]

Who did you buy your house off?

F. West?

C. Manson

Get the body bags ready...

[Ali_D]

That'll be where the bodies are.

[Rod Rammage]

Defo bodies in there.

Or a gateway to a lost kingdom.

[Festisio]

Insert additional body storage joke.

[Ecks Ridgehead]

Rod Rammage said:

Or a gateway to a lost kingdom.

I saw a film about that once. There was this wardrobe that led to this place with this lion and this witch in it. I forget what it was called.

[thebluebus]

Maxymillion said:

Paedo buggery room

"Pederasty".

That's the word you're after.

[Ecks Ridgehead]

thebluebus said:

Maxymillion said:

Paedo buggery room

"Pederasty".

That's the word you're after.

I thought it was known as a "Glitterarium"?

[ThatPhilBrettGuy]

Ecks Ridgehead said:

Rod Rammage said:

Or a gateway to a lost kingdom.

I saw a film about that once. There was this wardrobe that led to this place with this lion and this witch in it. I forget what it was called.

You're thinking of Anne Franke.

stolen from The Smoking Room show. Only good joke in it.

[thebluebus]

Ecks Ridgehead said:

I thought it was known as a "Glitterarium"?

That's a new-fangled modern slang equivalent, yes.

[T_Pot]

underground sest pit

[Rod Rammage]

Ecks Ridgehead said:

Rod Rammage said:

Or a gateway to a lost kingdom.

I saw a film about that once. There was this wardrobe that led to this place with this lion and this witch in it. I forget what it was called.

Really?

Was it "The Lion, the Witch and Next Door's Cellar"?

Anyway, maybe it's like some dinosaur kingdom. Like prehistorical...

Or maybe it's a portal to another world. Where jelly babies have developed consciousness and taken over and grown themselves to fantastical proportions and eat humans, much the same way as we now eat jelly babies, in some kind of ironic revenge scenario. And the humans live in secret underground conclaves, and plot to overthrow the terrible jelly uberbabies.

It could be that, couldn't it?

[King Herald]

Ecks Ridgehead said:

Rod Rammage said:

Or a gateway to a lost kingdom.

I saw a film about that once. There was this wardrobe that led to this place with this lion and this witch in it. I forget what it was called.

Banania, I think.

[kiwisr]

Cap'n Custud said:

IN MY CELLER.

My boyfriend has been working on clearing up our celler for the past few days and has just found that there is another room beyond our existing cellar that has been bricked up!

I am so excited, who knows what we are going to find in there. Can't wait to get home.

For some reason I fel like sharing that with you all! Thaks for reading.

This very much sounds like a description of proposed anal sex.

[madmat]

Well what's behind then? A real man will have smashed through with a sledgehammer by now!