Grr... Cats
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LivinLaVidaLotus

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1,626 posts

232 months

Friday 29th February 2008
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Bloody cat, went out to my car this morning, cat just walking around it. Went to take the cover off and where it's ripped at the front (thanks to idiot neighbour), bloody cat has scratched at the paint work, bloody typical, idiot neighbour doesn't damage the car much, but the cat sticks 8 deep scratches in to the paintwork.

Phil-CH

1,132 posts

295 months

Friday 29th February 2008
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Sounds like a job for the ka's evil twin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dzi_8Rscfs

hehe


  • no offence to potential cat lovers in here. wink
Edited by Phil-CH on Friday 29th February 12:29

village idiot

3,226 posts

298 months

Friday 29th February 2008
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i like pussy

(despite what speedyellow might try to convince you)

Gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Friday 29th February 2008
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village idiot said:
i like pussy

(despite what speedyellow might try to convince you)
you do have the "ports and stormy weather" approach....

Gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Friday 29th February 2008
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I have a team of experts to take care of any cat problems...

LivinLaVidaLotus

Original Poster:

1,626 posts

232 months

Saturday 1st March 2008
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Nothing I'd like more than to get a big dog to eat the cats, sadly it'd not be fair on the dog, no garden for it to run around it (car takes up space where we could have a garden) - and I couldn't be like my neighbours, letting it crap all over the shared drive-way (If it goes on much longer, I'll be posting it back to them).

On the plus side, it did make me go out and get a glue gun and fix my cover.

Edited by LivinLaVidaLotus on Saturday 1st March 11:09

Hollywood Wheels

3,689 posts

261 months

Sunday 2nd March 2008
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You know what you need.....................a cat replacement pipe................





I'll get my coat.....paperbag

Anatol

1,392 posts

265 months

Sunday 2nd March 2008
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Ok, so it's nearly a 3 hr journey for you (but you love your lotus that much, right? wink ) but I'll make my standard invite: if you fancy hooning across to visit, happy to treat you to tea/coffee and some paintwork TLC (finessing out scratches isn't as tough as the detailers would like you to believe wink )

Tol

cej

961 posts

253 months

Sunday 2nd March 2008
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LivinLaVidaLotus said:
Bloody cat, went out to my car this morning, cat just walking around it. Went to take the cover off and where it's ripped at the front (thanks to idiot neighbour), bloody cat has scratched at the paint work, bloody typical, idiot neighbour doesn't damage the car much, but the cat sticks 8 deep scratches in to the paintwork.
To quote my brother "there's a cheap fix for that"


Frimley111R

19,387 posts

265 months

Sunday 2nd March 2008
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Came home the other Monday and a neighbour knocked on my door and said his cat was locked in our garage. We went and got it out but the entire roof was covered in white cat hair and all the crap that they groom out of themselves and the body had footprints all over it. Fortunately it didn't scratch anything though. Stupid cat, still I sort of got my own back knowing it was locked in there for 24hrs without food!

jondude

2,441 posts

248 months

Sunday 2nd March 2008
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Nothing caused me more grief than cats, when a new Lotus owner. The only half solution was a cover....but the real, real problem is when they decide, and they will, to use the soft top as a nest.

I out run Linford Christie one morning when I saw the neighbour's cat on my new soft top....gearing itself up to sharpen its claws on the top!!!!

I was so angry it kept the cat away for a while....but then he came back, with his mates. I'm sure one cat had escaped from the local zoo - a bloody puma if ever there was one.

Bought a heavy duty cover...they ripped it to shreds one night, again trying to get to the roof.


Put pepper spray around the car....had a sneezing fit myself all the way to work.


Ultimate solution: I built a garage!

Gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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There are a number of things you can do;
Cayene pepper, rub some around the top. When the cat rests he will pick up a load on its coat and given the nature of cats, will try to clean it off. Very funny

Sonic pest repeller - also keeps the local chavs away.

If you are around to catch the cat in the act then keep a supersoaker in the fridge, fill it with the cheapest cola or lemonade possible. drench to little sod, he will spend the rest of the week trying to clean itself.

A cat once tried to attack my fathers Macaw. We only knew because we found 5 inches of bloody tail and the macaw was sulking.. different story.

Bill K 111

134 posts

244 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Yep, I'm with Gooby on this one..whistle



jb111s

393 posts

249 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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Get a pelican..




Spunagain

772 posts

289 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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The slightly antisocial method is to turn up the ultrasonic alarm sensitivity. Worked for me... I saw the cat jump up on the car and the alarm cut in immediately, the cat literally bounced off, it looked like someone had pressed reverse on a video player. It never did it again. Note if Mrs Spunagain is reading, our cat does not go on the roof and this was before we moved in together.....


Gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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jb111s said:
Get a pelican..


I have seen one of these deal with a problem cat (Sorry Tinkerbell)

Tinkerbell

93 posts

251 months

Monday 3rd March 2008
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You are all evil evil people, cats are just...misunderstood.