Not exactly a Lotus topic but as i'm amongst friends.....
Discussion
....I'd like to announce the safe arrival of Zebede Junior, AKA Ryan Alexander, last night (28th Feb 2008) at 23:44hrs, a beautiful gorgeous boy of 6lb 1.5oz. 
Mother and baby are doing great, he's an excellently behaved baby even when he's upset or hungry, hopefully he'll keep on being!
My sincerest thanks go out to all at the Labour Ward of Pilgrim Hospital, Boston, who saw the three of us through the 26 hour labour (yeah, I know, 26 hours) with our sanity and most importantly our healthy son.
SLEEP TIME NOW!!!
Mother and baby are doing great, he's an excellently behaved baby even when he's upset or hungry, hopefully he'll keep on being!
My sincerest thanks go out to all at the Labour Ward of Pilgrim Hospital, Boston, who saw the three of us through the 26 hour labour (yeah, I know, 26 hours) with our sanity and most importantly our healthy son.
SLEEP TIME NOW!!!
congratulations old chap!
couldn't she have kept him in for another few minutes... he would have thanked you for it when he turned 40... instead of a mid-life crisis, he could revel in only being 10yrs old!
top work... always nice when you get confirmation that you are not shooting blanks.
he's not ginger is he?
(or black)
couldn't she have kept him in for another few minutes... he would have thanked you for it when he turned 40... instead of a mid-life crisis, he could revel in only being 10yrs old!
top work... always nice when you get confirmation that you are not shooting blanks.
he's not ginger is he?
(or black)
Congratulations, I became a grandfather one month ago so I'm in a euphoric state myself, it brought it all back to me.
I believe Village Idiot has plans to start a family but the authorities are trying to stop any more like him being produced.
I believe Village Idiot has plans to start a family but the authorities are trying to stop any more like him being produced.
Edited by Philygumbo on Friday 29th February 21:53
Philygumbo said:
Congratulations, I became a grandfather one month ago so I'm in a euphoric state myself, it brought it all back to me.
I believe Village Idiot has plans to start a family but the authorities are trying to stop any more like him being produced.
still practicing old chap... still practicing!I believe Village Idiot has plans to start a family but the authorities are trying to stop any more like him being produced.
Edited by Philygumbo on Friday 29th February 21:53
on that subject... one thing has always confused me... if you meet a girl who's a virgin and you pop one up the oxo tower.. is she still a virgin?... just curious
By the eway, I saw Clerks II on sky, there was a very interesting discussion about arse to mouth. I had seen most of the other Kevin Smith films, but not that one.
Oh now look you have lowered the level of this thread from a nice one about child birth to gutter talk.
Sorry Zebede29
Oh now look you have lowered the level of this thread from a nice one about child birth to gutter talk.
Sorry Zebede29
Edited by Philygumbo on Friday 29th February 22:11
Philygumbo said:
By the eway, I saw Clerks II on sky, there was a very interesting discussion about arse to mouth. I had seen most of the other Kevin Smith films, but not that one.
the beauty with arse to mouth, is unless you are a chutney ferret, it is statistically highly unlikely that it will be either your arse or your mouth that is involved!...don't'cha just love thread drifts!
...where were we?
oh yeah.. congrats of spitting out a mini-me (or mini-you as that case should be, coz i was nowhere near at the time)
time for more wine methinks
Edited by village idiot on Friday 29th February 22:14
Philygumbo said:
Sorry mate I didn't understand this bit of your post.
(the beauty with arse to mouth, is unless you are a chutney ferret, it is statistically highly unlikely that it will be either arse of your mouth that is involved!)
Do I need wine?
lol.. probably!... getting a little sozzled here as am home alone (wifelet is probably continuing her sordid and torid affair with speedyellow).(the beauty with arse to mouth, is unless you are a chutney ferret, it is statistically highly unlikely that it will be either arse of your mouth that is involved!)
Do I need wine?
it all makes perfect sense to me... basically the concept of arse to mouth is that of withdrawing your purple-headed-custard cannon from a lady's (or mans if that's your thing) poo-shute and then planting it in her mouth... hence the statistical unlikeliness that it would be your bottom of mouth... unless of course you're about to spring something on me here phil.. in which case, i aint camping with you anymore!
i'm kinda getting the feeling that in my drunken haze, i'm pulling this thread too far off topic?
Can't believe this hasn't been locked, Tony obviously isn't awake yet.....
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