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RoastBeef

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165 posts

219 months

Tuesday 18th March 2008
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In Tesco's car park last night, a guy pulls up at the side of me giving it the thumbs up. He was grinning like a cheshire cat!! I wound the window down, and he told me "Gorgeous car mate!! I haven't seen one of those in ages!!" He was Australian and well chuffed to see a Monaro. I thought he was going to make a mess of his pants, so I pressed the noise pedal a bit and he just couldn't contain himself!! "you're the man" he shouted a few times. I think he did mess his pants a bit!! Roll on the Aussie chics then!!! Where do they hang out???

Toprivetgun

157 posts

217 months

Tuesday 18th March 2008
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In my bedroom.

aussie-astra-vxr

660 posts

242 months

Tuesday 18th March 2008
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[quote=RoastBeef Roll on the Aussie chics then!!! Where do they hang out???[/quote]

im afraid it dont work like that mate, aussie chics will give you the little finger implying big car .... .... lol

Edited by aussie-astra-vxr on Tuesday 18th March 22:21

Island boy HSV

726 posts

262 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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aussie-astra-vxr said:
[quote=RoastBeef Roll on the Aussie chics then!!! Where do they hang out???


im afraid it dont work like that mate, aussie chics will give you the little finger implying big car .... .... lol

Edited by aussie-astra-vxr on Tuesday 18th March 22:21
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Did you came over here to pull English women with your Aussie accent because you were getting the little finger in Aus because you like fast cars? Only joking, nice to see more Aussie's posting on here. My Kiwi girlfriend loves driving my V8 by the way!


aussie-astra-vxr

660 posts

242 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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Did you came over here to pull English women with your Aussie accent because you were getting the little finger in Aus because you like fast cars?

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Far from lol, i came over here with my aussie wife to make your British £, not pick up English women lol

p.s my wife does like fast cars and owns a tuned hot hatch even does the odd track day and enjoys the rugby and watching touring cars so no need to stray lol

Edited by aussie-astra-vxr on Wednesday 19th March 09:34

RoastBeef

Original Poster:

165 posts

219 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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aussie-astra-vxr said:
Did you came over here to pull English women with your Aussie accent because you were getting the little finger in Aus because you like fast cars?
Far from lol, i came over here with my aussie wife to make your British £, not pick up English women lol

p.s my wife does like fast cars and owns a tuned hot hatch wink even does the odd track day and enjoys the rugby and watching touring cars so no need to stray lol

Edited by aussie-astra-vxr on Wednesday 19th March 09:34
Lucky bugger! I married an Italian, she doesn't understand rugby (except that England rules!!) owns a Corsa, wants a Fiat 500! She hates the 'ro, wants me to get a Jaguar s typevomit and I'm not even 50 yet, she doesn't drink, and flies off the handle every two minutes. Effing WOP's, I'm off to OZ.......

aussie-astra-vxr

660 posts

242 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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RoastBeef said:

Lucky bugger! I married an Italian, she doesn't understand rugby (except that England rules!!) owns a Corsa, wants a Fiat 500! She hates the 'ro, wants me to get a Jaguar s typevomit and I'm not even 50 yet, she doesn't drink, and flies off the handle every two minutes. Effing WOP's, I'm off to OZ.......



time for a trade in
and i dont mean the Ro lol

can she cook?

RoastBeef

Original Poster:

165 posts

219 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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aussie-astra-vxr said:
RoastBeef said:
Lucky bugger! I married an Italian, she doesn't understand rugby (except that England rules!!) owns a Corsa, wants a Fiat 500! She hates the 'ro, wants me to get a Jaguar s typevomit and I'm not even 50 yet, she doesn't drink, and flies off the handle every two minutes. Effing WOP's, I'm off to OZ.......
time for a trade in
and i dont mean the Ro lol

can she cook?
YES, she can cook. I was 12 stone when we met, I'm a fat git now though!!!

aussie-astra-vxr

660 posts

242 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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RoastBeef said:


can she cook?


YES, she can cook. I was 12 stone when we met, I'm a fat git now though!!![/quote]

she is italian and can cook, sounds pretty good to me
all you need to work on is Subliminal messaging while she is asleep monaro monaor monaro monaro monaro and all should be good
one other thing that attracted me to my misses, she can cook, one thing i hate doing lol

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

233 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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Make an Australians day?

give em a tip after they've served you driving

aussie-astra-vxr

660 posts

242 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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whats a tip??????????????????

lol

RoastBeef

Original Poster:

165 posts

219 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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aussie-astra-vxr said:
whats a tip??????????????????
tell them to lose the stupid accent! that's a good tip

aussie-astra-vxr

660 posts

242 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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RoastBeef said:
aussie-astra-vxr said:
whats a tip??????????????????



tell them to lose the stupid accent! that's a good tip


who us with one accent across the board or you guys with 300 different types dependent on which city suburb or village you come from lol

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

233 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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aussie-astra-vxr said:
RoastBeef said:
aussie-astra-vxr said:
whats a tip??????????????????
tell them to lose the stupid accent! that's a good tip
who us with one accent across the board or you guys with 300 different types dependent on which city suburb or village you come from lol
at least with our system you can tell if someone has good breeding or not, with yours you cant tell if it was knocked up by pedigree stock or the local butchers dog!

jayrockwell

309 posts

217 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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stigmundfreud said:
at least with our system you can tell if someone has good breeding or not, with yours you cant tell if it was knocked up by pedigree stock or the local butchers dog!


Yeah. So if it has a Scottish accent you know it's from pretty good lineage. Where as if it has one of those horrid english accents it's most likely a mongrel.

aussie-astra-vxr

660 posts

242 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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stigmundfreud said:

at least with our system you can tell if someone has good breeding or not


hmmm i thought you guys based that off what badge you have on the back of your cars lol

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

233 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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jayrockwell said:
stigmundfreud said:
at least with our system you can tell if someone has good breeding or not, with yours you cant tell if it was knocked up by pedigree stock or the local butchers dog!
Yeah. So if it has a Scottish accent you know it's from pretty good lineage. Where as if it has one of those horrid english accents it's most likely a mongrel.
tongue out
2 words

Ginger

Pubes

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

233 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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aussie-astra-vxr said:
stigmundfreud said:
at least with our system you can tell if someone has good breeding or not
hmmm i thought you guys based that off what badge you have on the back of your cars lol
Thats why I replaced my Vauxhall badges with British Leyland ones!

jayrockwell

309 posts

217 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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stigmundfreud said:

2 words

Ginger

Pubes


I'm sorry you've been afflicted with them....

RoastBeef

Original Poster:

165 posts

219 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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Ahhh....Scotland, where men are men (unless in a skirt), and women are men too, and where the sheep run scared!!