the Max Caption Thread

[woof]

Too many great captions on the other Max thread - not to have a specific thread for them
Might as well have a good laugh at his expense - he'll be out of the public domain soon
(copied a few over)



I said you could charge ONE hooker on FIA expenses, not FIVE!!!
garycat


Repeat after me: There were no nazi overtones, there were no nazi overtones, there were . . . keep looking at the finger . . . there were no nazi overtones.
Derek Smith

Edited by woof on Friday 4th April 10:28

[jon-]

Bernie: This one time, I paid the News of the World to investigate... st, I've said too much.

[jon-]

I quite like this one



Bernie: You're fu**ed.

[ELAN+2]

jon- said:

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Bernie: I warned you not to stitch up Ron!

[woof]

Look! you def said bring a camcorder, you did, honest.
DAVEVO9


We need to talk about your expense claim Max. What exactly is a blitzkrieg special?
Olf


Are those German ladies with you?

[Stig]

This invisible pistol cost me 4 million quid and I've been wondering when I'd have the opportunity to use it....

[VladD]

Bernie: I know it looks bad now Max, but the important things is that they haven't spotted that I was one of the hookers yet.

[The Walrus]

VladD said:

Bernie: I know it looks bad now Max, but the important things is that they haven't spotted that I was one of the hookers yet.

Or that both my daughters where two of the hookers, what better way to climb the ladder of F1, explains the dodgy interviews back in March !!

[lazyitus]

"Max, did you arrange for that Messerschmidt fly-past ?"

[The Walrus]

lazyitus said:

"Max, did you arrange for that Messerschmidt fly-past ?"

Nein !!

Sorry I mean No Bernie !

[JP_Midget]

"Stop telling me that gimp suit you gave me at Christmas was a joke Max!"

[VladD]

Min and Max.

[Matt H]

JP_Midget said:

You're the weakest link

[woof]

This is very serious! The Gestapo is only insured for third party!

[woof]

You're not the FIA president, you're a very naughty boy

Edited by woof on Friday 4th April 13:07

[mark69sheer]

See this finger Max! It doesn't smell of st or grimbsby docks . . you are the weakest link... goodbye!

[CoopR]

I only asked you to house-sit for ONE night and what happens?...

Edited by CoopR on Friday 4th April 13:55

[MartG]

Have you got the phone number of the tall brunette ?

[MartG]

NO, I won't lend you another £2,500 until payday

[emenel]

'Pull my finger'.