ACCELERATION OF 400 CHIMAERAS

[MADMAX2]

OK guys ive read all comments on here does it really matter about performance????? the sound and the looks and the big wide grin on your face should outweigh everything else(apart from breaking down lol)
OK a suggestion!!! we should all line up on a very very wide and very long runway put all our V5's in a pile fit 0-60 timers and get Murray Walker to say GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


First verified Chim to 60mph gets half of the V5's and first one to drop off the other end of the runway at top speed gets the other half!!!!! The last one 0-60 and the last one to the end of the runway goes home with 2 of British Leylands finest(1 each of course unless 2 more turn up lol)...a brown Austin Princess and an orange Morris Marina


What a race that would be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Would you go home
A. with about 40 chims?
B. with everyone else in taxis?
C. a laughing stock in a BL car?

Im in!!!!


Any serious Takers????????????????????????

Edited by MADMAX2 on Saturday 5th April 14:26

Edited by MADMAX2 on Saturday 5th April 15:46

Edited by MADMAX2 on Sunday 6th April 10:32

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Been sniffin' the petrol again?

[MADMAX2]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

Been sniffin' the petrol again?

Absolutely..........................not!


just a bit of fun until the sun comes out!!!!!

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

This pink slip jobby...does that mean the cars need to be registered in the US of A?

[MADMAX2]

now now! join in the fun SmOkIn or would you like the honorary Austin Allegro with the square steering wheel!


pmsl



lol

[GTvr]

Hey i always look at it no matter what engine you've no matter what you do to it somebodies always going to have a car that goes faster - so why worry as long as the grin is there it don't matter that some scooby or bmer can out excelerate you, you get there in more style and class.

The old story of the two bulls in a field comes to mind - young bull say's to the old bull "lets run down to the bottom of the field and shag a cow or two each" and the old bull retorts "no son let's walk down and shag them all".

Style over substance.

[AlexanderV8]

MADMAX2 said:

OK a suggestion!!! we should all line up on a very very wide and very long runway put all our pink slips.... in a pile. First verified Chim to 60mph gets half of the pink slips......

What a race that would be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any serious Takers????????????????????????

Not on your nelly if I have to turn up in a pink slip!!!
I'd much rather wear jeans & a t-shirt.

[MADMAX2]

AlexanderV8 said:

MADMAX2 said:

OK a suggestion!!! we should all line up on a very very wide and very long runway put all our pink slips.... in a pile. First verified Chim to 60mph gets half of the pink slips......

What a race that would be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any serious Takers????????????????????????

Not on your nelly if I have to turn up in a pink slip!!!
I'd much rather wear jeans & a t-shirt.

Did i mention cross dressing is NOT allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seasider]

MADMAX2 said:

AlexanderV8 said:

MADMAX2 said:

OK a suggestion!!! we should all line up on a very very wide and very long runway put all our pink slips.... in a pile. First verified Chim to 60mph gets half of the pink slips......

What a race that would be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any serious Takers????????????????????????

Not on your nelly if I have to turn up in a pink slip!!!
I'd much rather wear jeans & a t-shirt.

Did i mention cross dressing is NOT allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought it was mandatory for Chimp drivers

[spend]

Seasider said:

MADMAX2 said:

AlexanderV8 said:

MADMAX2 said:

OK a suggestion!!! we should all line up on a very very wide and very long runway put all our pink slips.... in a pile. First verified Chim to 60mph gets half of the pink slips......

What a race that would be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any serious Takers????????????????????????

Not on your nelly if I have to turn up in a pink slip!!!
I'd much rather wear jeans & a t-shirt.

Did i mention cross dressing is NOT allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought it was mandatory for Chimp drivers

Hello Beach Boy old chap Are you saying you cross dress and ride a monkey at the same time

Dave

[MADMAX2]

anyway getting back to original thread..........................................

[dbv8]

Cross dressing?
So a drag race it is then.

[MADMAX2]

I was waiting for that one............. lol