67 COX you are going to die

[SplatSpeed]

friday i went out on the bike to look at bikes

had a little SLk on my arse sensing my mumpty-dar on full alert as i cam to a dual carriage way i let her go

sure enough bimbo with her little dog /accessory top down and as she passes she throws an old box of b and h out of the car

being fragile on the bike i just let it go and continued on my journey anyway as i am leaving amberly this bimbo is attempting overtakes with a car comming the other way comply oblivous to it slamming on the anchors and aborting the overtake.

anyway as we get to the traffic lights(roadworks) at storrington i filter past ignoring the want to give her a mouthfull safe in the knowledge that this bimbo will be dead soon enough

so if you see an SLK 67 COX stay clear because the owner is a grade 1 cock

[m3evo2]

Can be a dangerous stretch at the best of times.

ETA - I'll keep em peeled.

Edited by m3evo2 on Monday 7th April 18:55

[996 sps]

SplatSpeed said:

friday i went out on the bike to look at bikes

had a little SLk on my arse sensing my mumpty-dar on full alert as i cam to a dual carriage way i let her go

sure enough bimbo with her little dog /accessory top down and as she passes she throws an old box of b and h out of the car

being fragile on the bike i just let it go and continued on my journey anyway as i am leaving amberly this bimbo is attempting overtakes with a car comming the other way comply oblivous to it slamming on the anchors and aborting the overtake.

anyway as we get to the traffic lights(roadworks) at storrington i filter past ignoring the want to give her a mouthfull safe in the knowledge that this bimbo will be dead soon enough

so if you see an SLK 67 COX stay clear because the owner is a grade 1 cock

Next time mate alert her to the errors of her way and she may (slight chance) think twice about doing it again!

[gsfrontera]

SplatSpeed said:

i filter past

"BOOT" there goes a wing mirror

[Chilli]

gsfrontera said:

SplatSpeed said:

i filter past

"BOOT" there goes a wing mirror

Ooops, sorry love!!!

ps - Sean, have you been drinkig??!!

[aeropilot]

SplatSpeed said:

so if you see an SLK 67 COX stay clear because the owner is a grade 1 cock

Perhaps the number plate is a reference to the number of them she's had........

[SplatSpeed]

Chilli said:

gsfrontera said:

SplatSpeed said:

i filter past

"BOOT" there goes a wing mirror

Ooops, sorry love!!!

ps - Sean, have you been drinkig??!!

no i was at work!

[nakedninja]

aeropilot said:

SplatSpeed said:

so if you see an SLK 67 COX stay clear because the owner is a grade 1 cock

Perhaps the number plate is a reference to the number of them she's had........

Harsh, but oh so funny. *hearty chuckle*

[tomkandy]

aeropilot said:

SplatSpeed said:

so if you see an SLK 67 COX stay clear because the owner is a grade 1 cock

Perhaps the number plate is a reference to the number of them she's had........

She must have been charging quite a lot to afford an SLK after only 67