Anyone with a yellow cerb in or near Worthing?

[markh1]

Three times now different friends have called me and said things like "I saw you driving through worthing in the cerb" or "has your car been knicked?"

So there must be someone that lives very near me with a yellow cerb! So who is it? come on own up!

Edited for poo spelling and grammar

Edited by markh1 on Wednesday 9th April 08:20

[touching cloth]

Gotta be the Fubes... lives Horsham and works Brighton.
Did they mention if it had bling wheels?

[Gazzab]

RIDDS is a Worthing boy. He has a yellow one. BUT I think it is tucked up in his garage.

[ironictwist]

Ridds or Fubes. Either way, wtf with there being 3 Yellow Cerbs in Worthing?!! OF ALL PLACES!

Edited by ironictwist on Tuesday 8th April 23:26

[FUBAR]

Not guilty yer honour

Maybe Ridds?

[markh1]

Mine merely over winters in the sunny resort of Worthing then comes back to London for the summer.

It is a bit odd there being 3 yellow cerbs in 'God's waiting room' though

Edited by markh1 on Wednesday 9th April 10:34

[Byker28i]

touching cloth said:

Gotta be the Fubes... lives Horsham and works Brighton.
Did they mention if it had bling wheels?

Ah that explains his fixation

[ridds]

Nope not me, mines stuck in the garage with a seized vper wishbone bolt.

There's another guy who has one who reguarly smokes round Worthing. Met him at B&Q once, it's his only car and a daily driver. Doesn't come on here either.

[ironictwist]

ridds said:

Nope not me, mines stuck in the garage with a seized vper wishbone bolt.

There's another guy who has one who reguarly smokes round Worthing. Met him at B&Q once, it's his only car and a daily driver. Doesn't come on here either.

4?!

[Gazzab]

As worthing is near the coast then I assume there arent so many flies (getting blown away by the sea air). Does that mean yellow cerbs find their way there to escape the flies? And I dont mean trouser flys.

[FUBAR]

Possibly There is the one down in Bocastle too. And ukbob had a yellow one in Eastbourne.

Hmm, I see a pattern forming

[Gazzab]

You tend to see a lot of poor taste down by the coast - eg my in laws neighbours at Sandbanks have pink houses and red ferraris. So I guess yellow cerbs are naturally attracted. :duck:

Edited by Gazzab on Wednesday 9th April 17:00

Edited by Gazzab on Wednesday 9th April 17:00

[RUSSELLM]

Is having A Yellow Cerbera near Brighton, some sort of secret handshake ?

[touching cloth]

It's the vehicular equivalent of hanging a hankie out of your back pocket

[itsallyellow]

[touching cloth]

Just cos you've got 2 of the buggers....... oh and don't get excited boys, I only said "bugger" as a figure of speech

[ironictwist]

touching cloth said:

It's the vehicular equivalent of hanging a hankie out of your back pocket

I always knew there was something not quite right with Cerb owners in the South. Especially that FUBAR bloke...I mean Christ, where do i start?

[verminator]

What ever happened to ukbob and his mate ezeegeezer?

[FUBAR]

ukbob is still about, just not with a Cerb.

IIRC geezer sadly passed away.

[verminator]

FUBAR said:

ukbob is still about, just not with a Cerb.

IIRC geezer sadly passed away.

Very sorry to hear that. The few times i went for a spin with him, he seemed a really nice guy. May i ask how he passed away?