Crazy Dave on being fined for missing drivers' parade
Crazy Dave on being fined for missing drivers' parade
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Gold

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1,998 posts

234 months

Monday 28th April 2008
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planetf1/Crazy Dave said:
"I said: 'You've fined me 4,000 Euros, I've done 230-odd grands prix and never missed one except for Malaysia where I was ill and in the medical centre. So that's 4,000 Euros out of my children's inheritance!'

"There was no reaction from them. No smile or anything. So I then said to them: 'Okay, let's cut it to 2000 Euros if I pay in cash.' Still no reaction.

"So I then asked (FIA representative) Alan Donnelly if he could translate that, because that is somewhat funny in English. But he said it was only funny in Scottish..."

DC also revealed that the fine is going to hurt his fiancee Karen Minier just as much as it will him. "I've told Karen no shopping and next week no food on the table," he said. "We'll take the pain together!"
http://www.planet-f1.com/story/0,18954,3213_3488186,00.html

roflroflrofl

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Edited by Gold on Monday 28th April 20:52

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 28th April 2008
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DC is good value this last couple of years. biggrin

Altrezia

8,740 posts

240 months

Monday 28th April 2008
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Haha, top bloke

Porlock

386 posts

242 months

Monday 28th April 2008
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Shame that so many of these Officials are so Officious!!

When you think that D.C. is a driver doing a job, and that he actually showed he could still inject a bit of humour into a situation, it means he still is deriving enjoyment from the job.

Anyone remember the Senna stewards enquiry, when Dieter Quester was outside the stewards room where they couldn't see him wearing a Gorrilla Mask!! And Ayrton couldn't stop laughing. Don't think the Stewards were too impressed!

Shame really as in my book sport is for enjoyment and relaxation.


MrKipling43

5,788 posts

245 months

Monday 28th April 2008
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Crazy Dave strikes!

absolutely

3,168 posts

221 months

Monday 28th April 2008
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Gerhard Berger was the biggest joker of them all! Some of the stories...its when men were men and sheep were scared!


andy_s

19,853 posts

288 months

Monday 28th April 2008
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he'll be boris' transport deputy at this rate! Top man - I'll get Max to organise a whip-round.

sniff petrol

13,125 posts

241 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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Has he really done 230 odd GP's?

clonmult

10,529 posts

238 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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sniff petrol said:
Has he really done 230 odd GP's?
Yes, I think quite a lot of them were odd ....

anonymous-user

83 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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absolutely said:
Gerhard Berger was the biggest joker of them all! Some of the stories...its when men were men and sheep were scared!
wasnt there one about spiders in a hotel room?

Munter

31,331 posts

270 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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clonmult said:
sniff petrol said:
Has he really done 230 odd GP's?
Yes, I think quite a lot of them were odd ....
I think every other one was odd.

patmahe

5,919 posts

233 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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Like when he was new and he spun his Williams on the parade lap biggrin I was literally LMAO I couldn't believe he'd done it, I'd say he couldn't either

FourWheelDrift

92,263 posts

313 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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patmahe said:
Like when he was new and he spun his Williams on the parade lap biggrin I was literally LMAO I couldn't believe he'd done it, I'd say he couldn't either
Or this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29NylqLl7WQ

Moreno did it as well.

absolutely

3,168 posts

221 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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pablo said:
absolutely said:
Gerhard Berger was the biggest joker of them all! Some of the stories...its when men were men and sheep were scared!
wasnt there one about spiders in a hotel room?
Frogs in Ayrton Senna's hotel room. There are 2 versions of the story, #1 we were told by Murray Walker during a speech, Senna said "Why did you put 59 frogs in my room?" Berger said "So you haven't found the 60th?"

The other version was 14 frogs and Berger said "So you haven't found the snake then?"

clonmult

10,529 posts

238 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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absolutely said:
pablo said:
absolutely said:
Gerhard Berger was the biggest joker of them all! Some of the stories...its when men were men and sheep were scared!
wasnt there one about spiders in a hotel room?
Frogs in Ayrton Senna's hotel room. There are 2 versions of the story, #1 we were told by Murray Walker during a speech, Senna said "Why did you put 59 frogs in my room?" Berger said "So you haven't found the 60th?"

The other version was 14 frogs and Berger said "So you haven't found the snake then?"
Must be some good books out there with some history of Berger and his various pranks. Guy sounds like he'd be a good laugh down the local.

absolutely

3,168 posts

221 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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clonmult said:
absolutely said:
pablo said:
absolutely said:
Gerhard Berger was the biggest joker of them all! Some of the stories...its when men were men and sheep were scared!
wasnt there one about spiders in a hotel room?
Frogs in Ayrton Senna's hotel room. There are 2 versions of the story, #1 we were told by Murray Walker during a speech, Senna said "Why did you put 59 frogs in my room?" Berger said "So you haven't found the 60th?"

The other version was 14 frogs and Berger said "So you haven't found the snake then?"
Must be some good books out there with some history of Berger and his various pranks. Guy sounds like he'd be a good laugh down the local.
I like the one when Ayrton Senna was boasting about his carbon fibre briefcase, saying it was indestructable, Gerhard said lets see if its true or not and threw it out of Senna's helicopter at around 200 feet!

Derek Smith

49,724 posts

277 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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clonmult said:
Guy sounds like he'd be a good laugh down the local.
It was just a shame he couldn't drive a racing car.

I was at the Forumla 1 Paddock Club one year and looking forward to an interesting Q&A period with him and he was obnoxious. We, many of us fans, were too much trouble for him. Big laugh for him, no doubt, but for the rest of us it was acutely embarrassing. It was the year that they (supposedly) increased the with of the McLaren tub to fit him and our host reckoned that he'd have to find another excuse for failing.

Not my favourite driver. Wasn't it him who put Patrese into the air then into the crash barriers at full speed with a typical bit of inattentive driving? I remember a collission with another car trying to overtake him on the final lap of a race and his comment was something along the lines of, 'Oh, it was only tenth place so who cares.' Obviously the racing driver in the other car did.

I'm not a big fan of his as you can no doubt guess. he was a bit like Irvine. Talked a brilliant race and took the mickey out of all the other drivers but did little on the circuit.

absolutely

3,168 posts

221 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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Derek Smith said:
I'm not a big fan of his as you can no doubt guess. he was a bit like Irvine. Talked a brilliant race and took the mickey out of all the other drivers but did little on the circuit.
Harsh, we need more jokers like him in the paddock, Brazil, Kimi, Martin Brundle situation was funny and how we all laughed that day, some are still laughing!

Its all about psycology, Senna called Piquet a homosexual in the 80s, Massa said he would put Lewis in the wall "if he tried it again!"

Berger was a very good driver in the great scheme of things, he won races and he won them well, he was no Senna, Prost, Piquet or Mansell but on his day he was as good as Massa or Coulthard etc.

Pooh

3,693 posts

282 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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FourWheelDrift said:
Not his fault.
From his autobiography-

"I suffered a rather odd incident when my car hit the pit wall, after the electronics had mistakenly sensed a stall and raised the revs, slamming me into the brickwork"

Pooh

3,693 posts

282 months

Tuesday 29th April 2008
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Derek Smith said:
It was just a shame he couldn't drive a racing car.
Total bullst, nobody would survive for as long as he has in F1 if they can't drive a racing car.
The rest of the post was hardly any more enlightened.