Cheers chaps :)

[Fetchez la vache]

Hey guys I don't know how many goats you had to sacrifice during the 5 min down time just then, but the site seems as quick as it's been in yonks, and haven't had that message since

Just to let you know the hard work is appreciated

...and I'm not gay or 'owt, understand

[PetrolTed]

Excellent. I'm off for a beer and to count my chickens

I have managed some improvement, but I'm still monitoring.