Road Raged This Morning

[anonymous-user]

Driving to work this morning I got to a rounderbout with three lanes. This wally in a 4x4 was sat straight in the middle of two lanes, blocking the now empty inside lane.

I can't squeeze past so gently beep him to move over and stop blocking both lanes.

The 4x4 driver goes mad, rolls his window down and starts ranting at me

"Just cause you've got a flash car doesn't mean you own the roads"

I say

"Me having a flash car has nothing to do with you not being able to drive!"

He starts shaking his fist at me... I get mad.

I squeezed through and then deliberatly start a wheel spin, with my rear tyres right by his open window(where he's still jabbering on about something). After I've filled his car sufficiently up with type smoke I calmly drive off He just sat there with his hand on his horn not being able to do anything

That'll learn him !

Very childish of me I know... But I felt much better afterwards!

[blueyes]

bandit said:

...start a wheel spin, with my rear tyres right by his open window. After I've filled his car sufficiently up with tyre smoke I calmly drive off

"I love the smell of Yokohamas in the morning... it's the smell of victory"

[technolav]

Nice You made me smile for the first time today after many muppets I have met on the road this weekend.

Some people are just so selfish or maybe just completely stupid!

Yeh normally I try to totally ignore them but every so often, ho hum.

[rev-erend]

You are lucky Mr RoadRage did not drive into you..

I give 'em a wide birth when in my pride and joy !

[bbt11]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning (Apocalypse Now)

[shadowninja]

bandit said:

"Me having a flash car has nothing to do with you not being able to drive!"

bandit said:

He starts shaking his fist at me... I get mad. I squeezed through and then deliberatly start a wheel spin, with my rear tyres right by his open window(where he's still jabbering on about something). After I've filled his car sufficiently up with type smoke I calmly drive off He just sat there with his hand on his horn not being able to do anything

must practice doing that. I'd just rev my engine with the tail pipes by his window and until his ears bled from the crackling, popping and banging.

[rev-erend]

Shadow - or you could blind him with you
neon cruise lights

[Steve_T]

rev-erend said:

You are lucky Mr RoadRage did not drive into you.. I give 'em a wide birth when in my pride and joy !

Yeah - not like you to light the tyres up for some numpty education eh Rev-erend!