A classic from my mrs yesterday

[road_rager]

I was outside washing the car, when my mrs came to watch me for some strange reason, she then came out with the classic question "what are those little lights for on the side of the car?" me "they're indicators" her "really?" FFS She wasn't even joking

[XMES RUS]

Im surprised she didnt come out and ask where your going

[Timmy33]

When you get home tonight, tell her in a disgusted tone that you overheard some girls in the office saying that 'taking it up the oxo' is the latest miracle diet fad. They'd all tried it and were telling each other how well it worked.

[rasputin]

That's nothing...

We were in Tesco yesterday when mine asked me what I felt like for dinner. Well I said "I'd like some pasta". She said "really?". I said "yes".

I kid you not!









ETA: I realise that I will now be banned from PistonHeads for all time, having admitted I shop at Tesco rather than having the Queen's personal chef cater for me 24/7. However the point of my post was to sarcastically point out that I did not find the original post all that interesting.

*banned*

Edited by rasputin on Monday 12th May 14:50

[esselte]

road_rager said:

I was outside washing the car, when my mrs came to watch me for some strange reason, she then came out with the classic question "what are those little lights for on the side of the car?" me "they're indicators" her "really?" FFS She wasn't even joking

Ah,but you drive a BMW so she's probably not seen them work before.......

[theboss]

Timmy33 said:

When you get home tonight, tell her in a disgusted tone that you overheard some girls in the office saying that 'taking it up the oxo' is the latest miracle diet fad. They'd all tried it and were telling each other how well it worked.

Why bother, just whack it up there inconsiderately...

[Legend83]

rasputin said:

That's nothing...

We were in Tesco yesterday when mine asked me what I felt like for dinner. Well I said "I'd like some pasta". She said "really?". I said "yes".

I kid you not!

That is a classic. A typical Saturday night is:

"Which do you prefer, the red top or the green one?"

"The red one".

"Really? I'm not so sure. I think I like the green one".

"Ok, the fking green one".

"But you said the red one".

"For fks sake woman".

"Don't get angry with me, I don't want to go out at all now. You have ruined it".

FFS.

[XMES RUS]

I had a classic from your missus the weekend, give her my regards

[Legend83]

XMES RUS said:

I had a classic from your missus the weekend, give her my regards

[Rude Girl]

You could all have solved all these problems at once by marrying someone you like in the first place. Would have saved you a lifetime of bhing about them on the internet.

As you were...

[road_rager]

XMES RUS said:

I had a classic from your missus the weekend, give her my regards

you are doing better than I did then

[TheCarpetCleaner]

Legend83 said:

rasputin said:

That's nothing...

We were in Tesco yesterday when mine asked me what I felt like for dinner. Well I said "I'd like some pasta". She said "really?". I said "yes".

I kid you not!

That is a classic. A typical Saturday night is:

"Which do you prefer, the red top or the green one?"

"The red one".

"Really? I'm not so sure. I think I like the green one".

"Ok, the fking green one".

"But you said the red one".

"For fks sake woman".

"Don't get angry with me, I don't want to go out at all now. You have ruined it".

FFS.

I really dont know how relationships like this last. If my girlfriend was as irrational as that I would ditch her without a second thought.

I hate attention seeking girls.

[XMES RUS]

TheCarpetCleaner said:

Legend83 said:

rasputin said:

That's nothing...

We were in Tesco yesterday when mine asked me what I felt like for dinner. Well I said "I'd like some pasta". She said "really?". I said "yes".

I kid you not!

That is a classic. A typical Saturday night is:

"Which do you prefer, the red top or the green one?"

"The red one".

"Really? I'm not so sure. I think I like the green one".

"Ok, the fking green one".

"But you said the red one".

"For fks sake woman".

"Don't get angry with me, I don't want to go out at all now. You have ruined it".

FFS.

I really dont know how relationships like this last. If my girlfriend was as irrational as that I would ditch her without a second thought.

I hate attention seeking girls.

You just sweep em off under the carpet, excuse the pun.

[Legend83]

TheCarpetCleaner said:

Legend83 said:

rasputin said:

That's nothing...

We were in Tesco yesterday when mine asked me what I felt like for dinner. Well I said "I'd like some pasta". She said "really?". I said "yes".

I kid you not!

That is a classic. A typical Saturday night is:

"Which do you prefer, the red top or the green one?"

"The red one".

"Really? I'm not so sure. I think I like the green one".

"Ok, the fking green one".

"But you said the red one".

"For fks sake woman".

"Don't get angry with me, I don't want to go out at all now. You have ruined it".

FFS.

I really dont know how relationships like this last. If my girlfriend was as irrational as that I would ditch her without a second thought.

I hate attention seeking girls.

The good times are better and more frequent than the bad.

[TheCarpetCleaner]

XMES RUS said:

TheCarpetCleaner said:

Legend83 said:

rasputin said:

That's nothing...

We were in Tesco yesterday when mine asked me what I felt like for dinner. Well I said "I'd like some pasta". She said "really?". I said "yes".

I kid you not!

That is a classic. A typical Saturday night is:

"Which do you prefer, the red top or the green one?"

"The red one".

"Really? I'm not so sure. I think I like the green one".

"Ok, the fking green one".

"But you said the red one".

"For fks sake woman".

"Don't get angry with me, I don't want to go out at all now. You have ruined it".

FFS.

I really dont know how relationships like this last. If my girlfriend was as irrational as that I would ditch her without a second thought.

I hate attention seeking girls.

You just sweep em off under the carpet, excuse the pun.

I would extract her with my large tool

[Psychobert]

'lo Rude. Long time no hear..

Rude Girl said:

You could all have solved all these problems at once by marrying someone you like in the first place. Would have saved you a lifetime of bhing about them on the internet.

As you were...

Hang on a minute, need to find a pen and write that down..

[Munter]

Rude Girl said:

You could all have solved all these problems at once by marrying someone you like in the first place. Would have saved you a lifetime of bhing about them on the internet.

As you were...

Problem is it's hard to find pretty lesbians who understand cars and want to shag men

[Silverbullet767]

When I was 14, we were going on holiday....

On the plane going to florida, my dad wakes up after a snooze and asks my mum, looking the the little map on the TV, where are we?

She looks out the window, and says. "In a cloud"

Laugh? I nearly choked!

[Timmy33]

Munter said:

Rude Girl said:

You could all have solved all these problems at once by marrying someone you like in the first place. Would have saved you a lifetime of bhing about them on the internet.

As you were...

Problem is it's hard to find pretty lesbians who understand cars and want to shag men

[Buster Bakdorzin]

Talking to a girl about what we were going to do one lazy afternoon, knowing she would enjoy it, I suggested a national trust visit as there are loads of cool places locally.

She said: "But your guide is last years, its out of date!"

She couldnt/wouldnt acknowlege the folly, and insisted a bunch of new properties might have been recently added making last years guide worthless.