Any good captions for T-shirts?

[Nads]

With the rare appearance of sun and the 60th celebration - I thought I might make some Lotus T-shirts.
Can anyone think of some good captions that they don't mind me using?

I have done one below (which refers to the Top Gear Exige test against a helicopter gunship) but I haven't got many ideas for others yet.

I have added some pictures in case they spark off ideas.
I'm fed up with "Lots Of Trouble Usually Seriuos" and "Tow Vehicle Required" (for TVR).

Time to fight back!



















Ideas very welcome?

[Ikemi]

Nads said:

Ideas very welcome?

Sign me up for one of them on a black tee, size XL

As for captions:

"BoLOCS to your Porsche"
"B-Road Weapon"
"Sexige"
"For when no other car will do ..."

Good job I'm not in marketing

[TheHun]

The yellow one looks a bit like a rotten banana... but good

[Gooby]

"Your lady thinks I am cooler than you"

[Grinnders]

See the sticker on photo 5 of this thread....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=15&t=536297&i=999999 

Edited by Grinnders on Tuesday 20th May 09:49

[The Pits]

[hueandcry71]

this isnt a penis extension, i dont need one - ask your missus.

[mybrainhurts]

Nads said:

Any good captions for T-shirts?

I AM THE NADS

[Hollywood Wheels]

Nads said:

That is fucng awesome...but then I am biased....

[Nads]

This sticker is great!

Grinnders said:

See the sticker on photo 5 of this thread....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=15&t=536297&i=999999 

Edited by Grinnders on Tuesday 20th May 09:49

Also thought the speed of light photo was excellent.
"I am the Nads" was perhaps a little personal!!! But very funny.
Thanks for your ideas.
Few more pics - just in case they inspire...










OK - perhaps more Ford than Lotus but still a great classic


OK - this is perhaps even less Lotus these days but it was Colin's idea. (Wasn't it?) And is definitely the right spirit. If there was ever a car that fits that sticker!!!

Cheers
(Nads)

[Esprit]

Ikemi said:

"Sexige"

That's my P-Plate

One of my fave quips.... Lotus: Usually in the garage, often in bits...... but ALWAYS fantastic!