How not to photograph a kettle
How not to photograph a kettle
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Simpo Two

Original Poster:

92,955 posts

295 months

Saturday 24th May 2008
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I'm looking for a new kettle and Google images brought up this beauty. It's so bad it's almost good:



Or is it the latest style and the photographer is actually a top geezer on thousands a day?

Goldeeno

698 posts

225 months

Saturday 24th May 2008
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lol, i cant joke, thats the shot id take biggrin
I dont think he's a highly paid pro....

jeevescat

880 posts

241 months

Saturday 24th May 2008
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what's going on with the two on the right?

Simpo Two

Original Poster:

92,955 posts

295 months

Sunday 25th May 2008
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I can only think the client said 'We'll take it to a studio to be photographed', but took it to a dance studio by mistake...

_dobbo_

14,619 posts

278 months

Sunday 25th May 2008
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I can help with the kettle decision - don't buy a Tefal Quick cup - they are poo.

smile

Anybody want to buy a lightly used Tefal quick cup? It's brilliant honest.

crmcatee

5,808 posts

257 months

Sunday 25th May 2008
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I came in here expecting to see the photograph from many years ago on Ebay with the guy photographing it in his underwear...

At least this is a new take.

Mactac

645 posts

223 months

Sunday 25th May 2008
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repost







I've seen it on 2 occasions and different sale items myself
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kettle.asp


Edited by Mactac on Sunday 25th May 13:50

Goldeeno

698 posts

225 months

Sunday 25th May 2008
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Ive just gone right off my Sunday Roast!

Mactac

645 posts

223 months

Sunday 25th May 2008
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Reflectoporn,

' Like any other community, eBay has its subversives. Consider the recent craze for "reflecto-porn" - in which the reflection of a naked body can be discerned in an apparently innocent picture of an auction item. Images of naked vendors have been spotted in kettles, televisions and even cutlery. It is remarkable, given the abundance of websites dedicated to amateur exhibitionists, that anyone should go to such lengths to sneak past eBay's nudity censors. But freedom, as Evelyn Waugh observed, produces sterility.'




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=...

Edited by Mactac on Sunday 25th May 15:35