Religious Motoring...

[Head Gasket]

> > The Pope
> >
> > After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded
> > into the limo, (and he
> > doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope
> > is still standing
> > on the curb.
> >
> > 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the
> > driver,' Would you please take your
> > seat so we can leave?'
> >
> > 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope,
> > 'they never let me drive at
> > the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like
> > to drive today.'
> >
> > 'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do
> > that. I'd lose my job!
> > And what if something should happen?' protests the
> > driver, wishing he'd
> > never gone to work that morning.
> >
> > 'Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be
> > something extra in it for
> > you,' says the Pope with a smile.
> >
> > Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs
> > in behind the
> > wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after
> > exiting the
> > airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to
> > 105 mph.
> > (Remember, he's a German Pope)
> >
> > 'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the
> > worried driver, but the Pope
> > keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
> > 'Oh, dear God, I'm
> > gonna lose my license -- and my job!' moans the
> > driver.
> >
> > The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop
> > approaches, but
> > the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle,
> > and gets on
> > the radio.
> >
> > 'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the
> > dispatcher. The Chief gets
> > on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a
> > limo going a
> > hundred and five.
> >
> > 'So bust him,' says the Chief.
> >
> > 'I don't think we want to do that, he's really
> > important,' said the cop.
> >
> > The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'
> >
> > 'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with
> > a bit of persistence.
> >
> > The Chief then asked, 'Who ya got there, the
> > Mayor?'
> >
> > Cop: 'Bigger.'
> >
> > Chief: ' The Governor?'
> >
> > Cop: 'Bigger.'
> >
> > Chief: 'The President?'
> >
> > Cop: 'Bigger.'
> >
> > 'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'
> >
> > Cop: 'I think it's God!'
> >
> > The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What
> > makes you think it's God?'
> >
> > Cop: 'He's got the Pope as a chauffeur.'