Just the punchlines please

[funkyboogalooo]

I hope im not duplicating but how about a thread on punchlines? Just post the punchlines not the jokes.

Heres mine


............haven't you got anything smaller?

[anonymous-user]

.....And so the nun said, "You'll never fit a tractor up there!!

It's the way that I tell 'em.

[GreenDog]

..... so I had to kick her back doors in !

[M400 NBL]

I thought you meant from films.

Anyway my punchline....... the heat from the fire brought the daffs up early.

Edited by M400 NBL on Sunday 15th June 15:05

[srebbe64]

Who the f$%k is that on the balcony with Dave?

[M400 NBL]

srebbe64 said:

Who the f$%k is that on the balcony with Dave?

I like that one

[central]

"I haven't even got a racquet."

[absolutely]

No, I'm German, how did you know my name was Walter?

[funkyboogalooo]

while were on names, an oldy but goody....


yes, but stop calling me shirley

[drivin_me_nuts]

... know it! know it! I fuc*ing wrote it'

[The Hypno-Toad]

Thank god for that, I thought my hump had burst......

[Sciroccology]

"You come in here, giving it all that"

[molestrangler]

O.K., but don't push me past my mother's.

[king arthur]

Yes, but you'll have to join the queue.

[Deltaf01]

It was funnier in the pub.

[Neil_H]

"It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

[forks]

"Thats OK Dad,I can't ride it yet,my arse is still sore"

[RobJShe]

Ping pong balls........... I thought you said King Kong's balls.

[beastie]

molestrangler said:

O.K., but don't push me past my mother's.

Radio 2 man by any chance?


and he said...if you loved me you would swallow that.

[funkyboogalooo]

chewing gum, what chewing gum? ive got bronchitis